Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
If Dick Cheney was a dentist, he'd be that one out of five that'd recommend brushing your teeth with sugar and battery acid. At least George W. Bush has the dignity to sit in a bathtub and paint portraits of his toes instead of giving lousy advice on foreign policy. Whenever I hear conservatives disagree... Continue Reading →
Sorry if I put that song in your head. You're lucky I can't really express "dum! dumdumdum! dumdumdum! dumdumduuuuuuuum! into the cartoon. Reportedly, the band Survivor is upset Kim Davis's Rally For Bigotry use their tune. I'm upset too because now it's in my head. People say you should respect beliefs you disagree with. I... Continue Reading →
What was your first reflex upon seeing the refugee child dead on the beach? Did you read the story? Did you research more? Did you look away because it was too horrible to view? I looked away. Of course the image kept showing up all day, and it still does. It's a hard image to... Continue Reading →
Stop the presses. Sarah Palin said something stupid. There's a few fake news sites that attempt to be as funny and irreverent as The Onion, but they fail. They create fake stories of people like Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Alan West, Donald Trump, etc, saying stuff really incredibly stupid...and totally believable. There's two problems with... Continue Reading →
A federal judge threw out Tom Brady's four game suspension and totally vindicating Brady proving his innocence. That's what his defenders are saying and of course it's not true. The one who really came out on trial in federal court was NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. The judge had issues with how the NFL investigated, didn't... Continue Reading →
A student asked Jeb! Bush a question in Spanish the other day and Jebby! answered him in Spanish. Immediately Donald Trump attacked Bush and stated he should only speak English in America. Technically, Mr. Trump, they're speaking Spanish all over America. They're speaking it in Argentina, Mexico, Venezuela, Costa Rica, Uruguay, Chile, Belize, Etc. They're... Continue Reading →
I'm going to catch some Hell for this one. I'm talking about Hell on Earth, in this life. I'm not just going to catch it from readers. Many newspapers who subscribe to my cartoons are small newspapers in Red states such as Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama, Texas, Kansas, Arkansas, Montana, South Carolina, West, Virginia, Indiana, Missouri,... Continue Reading →
"Man, I love putting a lot of words in a cartoon" said no cartoonist ever. I take that back. I think those cartoonists who draw for alternative weeklies love putting more words into their cartoons instead of art. It's their thing. The reason I'm not crazy about a lot of words in a cartoon is... Continue Reading →
I drew this early Tuesday morning before the latest shooting of police in Illinois. A policeman was shot in Houston, reportedly 15 times, over the weekend. The first response from the police was to blame the Black Lives Matter movement. I haven't heard anything about an actual motive or how the suspect got the gun.... Continue Reading →
At last weekend's MTV Video Music Awards (they still have those?) Kanye West says he's going to run for president in 2020. Why 2020 and not 2016? Because there's so much insanity in Campaign 2016 that we're going to have to save some for 2020. Donald Trump has started talking about perverts for God's sake.... Continue Reading →
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