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You're not going to get much of a column today. I have a tiny cold and it's really hard to care about much when you feel like giant rat turds. At one point I actually drooled on the drawing paper for this cartoon. As bad as I feel I'm sure Marco Rubio feels worse. Marco... Continue Reading →
I think Nancy Reagan carried herself with grace. She was extremely loyal to her husband. Years after they left the White House she bucked her party and supported Stem Cell Research and gun control. I also think she put herself on a pedestal and was seriously out of touch with normal people. That didn't matter... Continue Reading →
I watched the Democratic Debate last night. The candidates didn't create nicknames for each other. No one was called a "liar." There was talk about the Flint water crisis, student debt, trade, bailouts, the auto industry. There wasn't a penis reference. There wasn't a booger. It was so boring. The lowest jab might have been... Continue Reading →
By now you've heard about the last GOP debate. Gee, what silliness occurred this time? Within the first few minutes Donald Trump made a reference to his penis. And what was that thing on Ted Cruz's lip and where did it go? If you were going to pick one booger eater out of all these... Continue Reading →
Breaking news! They found a knife that was found years ago on O.J. Simpson's former Brentwood property. The knife may or may not be connected to the murder of O.J's former wife and her friend Ron Goldman. The case has never been closed but O.J. can't be tried again. Double jeopardy. I was thinking how... Continue Reading →
He speaks! For over a decade Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has not asked a question during oral arguments before the court. A lot of people speculate that it's because he's not very intelligent, doesn't know the cases that well, doesn't want to embarrass himself, or he just doesn't care. Others just think he's sleeping.... Continue Reading →
Here are a few roughs from today and the night's debate. These are very rough as I drew them on a tablet. I do wonder which is weirder? Donald Trump talking about Donald Trump's penis or Marco Rubio talking about Donald Trump's penis? I was mostly having fun and experimenting with drawing on a tablet... Continue Reading →
One of the more bizarre things that came out of campaign 2012 was Republican nominee once took his dog with his family on a vacation, and during the trip they strapped the dog to the roof of their car. Mitt swears the dog enjoyed the ride. I'm sure he did. Now the GOP is strapped... Continue Reading →
Once upon a time New Jersey governor Chris Christie had a little dignity. He was elected as a Republican to the governorship of Democratic blue New Jersey, and then reelected. He was all the rage and in 2012 the GOP establishment was giving him the full press to run for president, and save them from... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump's penchant for being vulgar and slinging very uncreative personal insults is one of the reasons many believe he isn't presidential. To take him down Marco Rubio has decided he too does not have to present himself in a presidential manner. After saying he didn't want to attack his fellow Republican candidates Rubio has made... Continue Reading →
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