The one thing North Korea has craved for the entirety of its existence is legitimacy. Donald Trump just gave it to them. Republicans criticized President Obama for saying he was open to talks with Iran. Even then, there were negotiations for negotiations. Obama never met with the leaders of Iran. Instead, he sent diplomats to... Continue Reading →
Trump Tramps
Make America great again, my ass. When the Trump era is finally over, we're going to have to hose America down again. I want that cap. We thought Bill Clinton sullied the office by traipsing around with an intern. Who woulda thunk that we could get nastier than finding a president's DNA on a blue... Continue Reading →
Best People Or Putin’s People?
During one of the presidential debates, Hillary Clinton remarked that Donald Trump is Putin's Puppet. Trump, the master of witty, incisive, searing comebacks that cut to the core which no one has ever rebounded from replied, "No, you're the puppet. You're the puppet" From the day Trump was elected, he's spent his time not blaming... Continue Reading →
Nunberg Meltdown
Yesterday, we got a full dose of a prime example of the best people Donald Trump hires. I woke up to Sam Nunberg talking to Katy Tur on MSNBC. I thought to myself, is this being taken seriously? Then, I found out it wasn't his first appearance on MSNBC or with Tur, as he had... Continue Reading →
Oscars Grab
Plenty of highlights come out of the Academy Awards that I always read about the next day. I don't watch award shows. Why would I? Why does anyone? While there is still a lot of focus on who wore what, people in my business pay attention to how the movie industry reflects society. We also... Continue Reading →
El Protector
The United States donated three tactical vehicles to Costa Rica's police forces, and they didn't pass technical revisions. The vehicles lack reflective stickers, as they're all black, so they can operate on night missions. The exhaust system has a grill so people can't go Beverly Hills Cop on them and insert bananas. There are no... Continue Reading →
Nukes And Baldwins
Donald Trump had a horrible week. Pundits are calling it the week of chaos. Hope Hicks resigned as White House Communications Director (Trump's fourth) after testifying before Congress when she said that she's told "white lies" for Trump in the past. I'm not sure how the White House can replace someone with the judgement to... Continue Reading →
Lost Hope For Eye Candy
I don't really have much to say about today's cartoon, except, there's probably something wrong with me. I was going to do something with a strong, poignant opinion. Then, I thought of this and it made me laugh. I don't make myself laugh very often. I tried to take a nap, but I kept laughing... Continue Reading →
Gun Grabbin’ President
That giant thud sound you heard yesterday was every NRA members' jaw dropping and hitting the floor after Trump's comments during a meeting on guns. Trump entertained lawmakers for a discussion on gun safety. Trump said he wants to raise the age limit of buying an assault rifle from 18 to 21. The NRA and... Continue Reading →
Not So Kushy
I'm a little distressed because now there will never be peace in the Middle East since Jared Kushner is off the case. Chief of Staff John Kelly placed a last-Friday deadline for White House staffers to acquire permanent security clearances. Jared missed the deadline, and he probably will not ever get a real security clearance... Continue Reading →