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Renting a moving truck from U-Haul to go from Alabama to Connecticut will cost somewhere between $600 to $800, depending on the size truck you need. Why did I look this information up? Because, if you're in Alabama, you need to get out. As a public service, I'm giving you an idea on the cost.... Continue Reading →
Here’s your weekly cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. New York City mayor Bill de Blasio is considered one of the most boring mayors in NYC history by his constituents. If you're not inspired and excited over Joe Biden, well here comes... Continue Reading →
Yusuf Abdi Ali is accused of being a war criminal who fought under Somali dictator Siad Barre. Eye witnesses told a Canadian documentary about Ali's viciousness during Somalia's brutal civil war during the 1980s. One said "Two men were caught, tied to a tree. Oil was poured on them and they were burnt alive. I... Continue Reading →
There are some places where some people don't belong. We need serious reforms to keep them out and to make sure the likes of them never get in and pose a danger to the rest of us ever again. Of course, I'm talking about Jared Kushner in the White House. What the hell is he... Continue Reading →
Alabama is not trying to ban all abortions in their state. They're trying to ban them nationwide. Just in case the restrictive, extreme, and unconstitutional efforts currently underway in Georgia, Indiana, Ohio, and the four other states attacking abortion rights don't push the issue fast enough to the Supreme Court (now, with even more fucknuts),... Continue Reading →
James Holzhauer is on a 22-game winning streak on Jeopardy (in case you're a Republican, that's a game show). Holzhauer has accumulated $1.7 million in winnings and has given the game show higher ratings than, get this, The Big Bang Theory and hold on to your lugnuts, Game of Thrones. No shit. Holzhauer owns the 10... Continue Reading →
William Barr is NOT acting as the Attorney General and is instead working as Donald Trump's personal defender. He deflected the Mueller Report. He held onto it for three weeks after he issued his misleading memo. When asked how Mueller felt about his memo, Barr lied and said he didn't know despite having received two... Continue Reading →
Georgia Republicans are patting themselves on the back, and others nationwide are celebrating their passage of the nation's most restrictive abortion bill last week. The new law not only outlaws abortion after six weeks and granting full legal personhood to fetuses, but would allow prosecutors to file criminal charges against women who get abortions and... Continue Reading →
During the 2016 presidential campaign, Donald Trump said he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and he wouldn't lose any voters. He was right, but at that time, he would have lost support from his party. Today, he could shoot farmer after farmer and the GOP would only yawn (unless... Continue Reading →
I think putting guns in the hands of children will be as effective against school shootings as they would be against measles. Stupid people and their dogma are killing children in this nation. Gun nuts and anti-vaxxers. Refusing to vaccinate your child is bad enough for your child, but you're spreading diseases to the rest... Continue Reading →
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