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In an episode of the South Park cartoon, Eric Cartman says, "Respect my athoritah!" Of course, nobody does because he's a fat racist child on a big wheel whose mother did a lot of porn. In Donald Trump's case, ditto. Donald Trump is a fat racist man-child and his big wheel is the White House.... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Tiger King was one of those things I had to look up to see what everyone was talking about. I had to do the same thing while watching Deadpool 2 and look up Dub... Continue Reading →
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The worst thing a member of the Trump administration can do in the eyes of Donald Trump and his cult is to tell a fact. The real crime is contradicting Donald Trump and pointing out he's wrong, but since everything he says is a lie, telling any fact contradicts Donald Trump. Whatever Donald Trump believes,... Continue Reading →
Dr. Anthony Fauci said we could reopen the country in May. Will Dr. Fauci still be working for the government at that time? Yesterday, Dr. Fauci conceded that a quicker response to the coronavirus pandemic could have saved lives. This morning, Donald Trump retweeted a tweet with a hashtag to "fire Fauci." Fauci has committed... Continue Reading →
I drew a lot of roughs last week. I suggest if you want to scroll down and check 'em all out, make yourself comfortable with a cup of coffee. Here we go. This one turned into this... ...this for CNN. This is another idea that was completed. It became this. This idea on Georgia Governor... Continue Reading →
I realize the majority of my readers, those who receive emails each time there's a new blog post (when the WordPress system works) and followers on social media, agree with me. Most of the time, I'm preaching to the choir. Well, there may not be much singing today. There is one area where a lot... Continue Reading →
Will you die from the coronavirus? That may depend on whether your governor is a Democrat or a Republican. To be fair, some Republican governors have responded to the coronavirus responsibly putting their constituents first. The governors of Ohio (Mike DeWine), Maryland(Larry Hogan), and Massachusetts (Charlie Baker) have treated this like the serious crisis it... Continue Reading →
If your erection for Donald Trump has lasted over four years, seek medical help. If you follow everything Donald Trump says to the point that you will follow his medical advice, go talk to a real doctor before it's too late. If you're still downplaying the coronavirus and believe it's a Democratic hoax created to... Continue Reading →
Fact: Everybody who has died from the coronavirus was going to die eventually anyway. Honestly, I expect Fox News to pick that up and run with it. The new conservative Trump cult fucknut talking point is that covid-19 is being given too much credit for killing people. Fox News and others are pointing out that... Continue Reading →
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