June Teeth


Last night, Senate Republicans used the filibuster, that thing Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema are so horny for, to block debate on the most substantial voting rights bill in decades. Get this straight: Republicans didn't block passage of a voting rights bill. They blocked DEBATE on a voting rights bill. Republicans don't even want to... Continue Reading →

Republican Rabbit Holes


Never mind the fact there are no facts to the latest stupid bullshit coming out of the GOP, but in their latest propaganda to remove blame from their cult leader and themselves, Republicans new culprit responsible for the attack on the United States Capitol complex is....the Federal Bureau of Investigations. Upon first hearing this, I... Continue Reading →

Italian Satellites Vs. Jewish Space Lasers


I imagine space has to be really tight just outside our planet's atmosphere. In addition to the International Space Station and the still-under-construction Chinese space station (with three astronauts currently on it), there are about 2,000 active satellites, 3,000 dead satellites, and over 34,000 pieces of space junk orbiting our planet. And if you think... Continue Reading →

Biden’s Communion


On Friday, U.S. Catholics advanced a measure to deny communion to politicians who support abortion rights. In case you're not a Catholic, a really bad Catholic, or just someone who doesn't know much about what other religions do, communion is a ceremony of the breaking and eating of bread which symbolizes Christ's body and drinking... Continue Reading →

Umpteenth


I have a personal policy of not publishing cartoons about a holiday the day of that holiday. Take Groundhog Day as an example (even though it's a fake holiday). It kinda annoys me when I see cartoonists posting those on social media the day of. Why does it annoy me? Because when they do that,... Continue Reading →

Republican Backflips


Bear with me because I'm about to write a little about gymnastics, and I don't know anything about gymnastics. I probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a backflip and a Yurchenko double pike. But then again, it seems USA Gymnastics may not know the difference either. Simone Biles is the greatest gymnast... Continue Reading →

Republican Medals


Yesterday, Vladimir Putin compared Alexei Nevalny to the white nationalist terrorists who attacked the Capitol in a bloody coup attempt to make Donald Trump this nation's first dictator. Alexei Nevalny is considered the man Putin fears the most. He's an opposition leader whom the Russian government has convicted twice on embezzlement charges in order to... Continue Reading →

Reinstatement Buddies


Is Benjamin Netanyahu smarter than Donald Trump? While he likes to dish out the occasional conspiracy theory, I seriously doubt he's dumb enough to use Trump's lawyers and advisers. Bibi and Trump are reinstatement buddies with both promising to return. A return to office is possible with both, though Trump will NOT be "reinstated," and... Continue Reading →

Pootie Happy Place


The talking point on Fox News and with Republicans in Congress is that President Joe Biden is weak on Russia and Vladimir Putin is going to play him. Seriously. Unless President Biden gets down on all fours and allows Putin to use him as a foot stool, he can't come off weaker than Donald Trump... Continue Reading →

The Sad Stalky Ex


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