Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
The United States is finally pulling out of Afghanistan. I don't care who's saying it's too soon to leave Afghanistan and we're allowing the Taliban to take it back because 20 years is more than enough time to spend on that nation. How much more is the United States supposed to sacrifice for that nation?... Continue Reading →
A friend of mine used to hold a July 4th pool party every year...until one attendee got drunk and pooped in the pool. I'm sure it's just a coincidence the pool pooper is a Republican. But nevertheless, no more July 4th pool parties. And pooping in the pool is exactly what House Minority Leader Kevin... Continue Reading →
I totally understand the decision not to allow Sha'Carri Richardson to compete in the Tokyo Olympics after she was suspended for violating Team U.S.A.'s drug policy. Richardson was suspended for 30 days and her victory in the 100 meters at the trials was invalidated. However, her suspension ends before her Olympic event is scheduled and... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. I do not believe it. I don't believe the most recent ratings by historians for C-SPAN that Donald Trump is ONLY the fourth worst president in our nation's history. While Trump can't beat President Joe Biden, or... Continue Reading →
When you see bored billionaires spending their money to go into space or say they didn't know taxes were supposed to be paid on fringe benefits like cars, apartments, and tuition, you know we need to raise taxes on these rich-ass bastards. American billionaires Jeff Bezos, South African/Canadian/American (make up your mind) billionaire Elon Musk,... Continue Reading →
When Congress investigated the September 11, 2001 attack on our nation, the investigative committee did not include any members of al Qaida. When Congress has investigated the mafia, I don't believe any of those committees included mobsters. When the GOP held investigation after investigation into the Benghazi attack that killed four Americans, I don't believe... Continue Reading →
I liked this one and if I was to turn it into an official cartoon, I'd condense the wording. This sentence rambles, but that happens sometimes when you're kicking these things out quick. Sometimes you're actually writing while lettering a rough. I am very close to drawing this one, mostly because I like drawing McTortoise... Continue Reading →
Sometimes when a famous person dies, like a political or government figure like Donald Rumsfeld, we forget their bad qualities. What isn't mentioned enough at times, is what a piece of crap they were. Condoleeza Rice called him a "remarkable and committed public servant." Mitch McConnell said he was one of the "nation's fiercest defenders."... Continue Reading →
The Trump Crime Family, er, the Trump Organization was charged yesterday for running a scheme to help its executives avoid paying taxes by compensating them with benefits hidden from authorities. Its top executive, Allen Weisselberg, was also charged yesterday for not paying taxes on $1.7 million in perks that should have been reported as income.... Continue Reading →
Bill Cosby is free! Lock up your daughters! Fix your own drinks! Mix your own Jell-O. Finally, he can ditch prison orange and return to ugly sweaters. For months, we've been told by the Qnuts that Trump is coming back and he'll be reinstated. But Trump isn't back in the White House. He's not back... Continue Reading →
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