I Scream, You Scream

I was kind of accident prone as a kid. I had over 150 stitches by the time I was 15. I fell off a lot of things.

I was visiting some relatives in Louisiana once when I was outside and heard the ice cream truck. In my excitement and rush to go inside to scream for ice cream money I ran into a pole. I think that one incident only required five stitches.

I can hurt myself more than any dangerous ice cream.