President Joe Biden is promising to send more arms to Ukraine if Russia invades. That may sound tough, but it's actually kinda weak. Why not send those arms now, before a Russian invasion? The Biden admninistration has prepared a $200 million military aid package for Ukraine, but they're holding off on sending that package in... Continue Reading →
Is There A Corrupt Plan B?
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. After all that, sending Rudy to Ukraine to create conspiracy theories, to accuse the Bidens of corruption, to break the law by asking a foreign nation to help you politically, to withhold taxpayer military... Continue Reading →
Bigger Than Ukraine
I don't believe the press is infallible. They make mistakes. Usually, when I have an issue with a LEGITIMATE news outlet (something Trump cultists can't differentiate from propaganda sites), it's over how, what, and how much they cover a topic. I don't really see actual news organizations lying. That said, I believe in a free... Continue Reading →
A Goon Can Dream
There are a LOT of reasons Donald Trump shouldn't be president starting with that orange crap on his face and whatever that thing is on his head. I'm not being petty. Anyone who believes that makes him look good doesn't have the sense required to order a basic cable package less enough to have the... Continue Reading →
Stalking Yovanovitch
Lev Parnas, the hired goon who's an associate of Rudy Giuliani and whom Donald Trump doesn't know despite being in dozens of photos with, revealed through text messages with a Republican congressional candidate (this just gets better by the minute) that there were plans to stalk Marie Yovanovitch while she was serving as ambassador to... Continue Reading →
Money For Corruption
The argument doesn't work anymore. But like most of Trump's arguments and excuses, the lie that he withheld military aid from Ukraine because he had to make sure the new administration wasn't corrupt is totally bogus. Trump himself made it clear it wasn't working when he changed the excuse to withholding the money because Europe... Continue Reading →
Ruh-Roh Rudy
While on his "rogue" tour of Europe seeking conspiracy theories to aid Trump's reelection and impeachment defense, Rudy Giuliani blew the "no quid pro quo" defense out of the water. From Ukraine, where he refused to admit he was after admitting he was there, Rudy tweeted, "The conversation about corruption in Ukraine was based on... Continue Reading →
Moo Trouble For Devin
Congressman and ranking member of the Intelligence Committee Devin Nunes is suing CNN. If you're on Devin's side, you should hope this lawsuit goes better than his cow lawsuit. Devin Nunes sued a cow. Actually, he sued a fictional cow over a satirical Twitter account named "Devin Nunes' Cow." He's also sued Twitter over an... Continue Reading →
Photo Bomb
Before we even get the lie in the latest Trump whine and victimization, the absurdity of it should be acknowledged. Donald Trump removed Marie Yovanovitch from the ambassadorship of Ukraine. Before doing so, Rudy Giuliani and the fuckwits on Fox News engaged in a smear campaign of Yovanovitch. While most Fox News viewers had never... Continue Reading →
The Corrupt Pumpkin
Marie L. Yovanovitch, the former ambassador to Ukraine who was forced out by Rudy Giuliani and his fellow goons, testified before Congress yesterday. She was told that Trump had lost trust in her and had wanted her out since 2018, though he extended her term to 2020 less than two months before. On the same... Continue Reading →