Ted Cruz is a coward. He can't defend his wife. He can't defend his state. He can't defend his country. A man attacks Ted Cruz's wife. What does Ted Cruz do? He becomes a sycophant for that man. His state is ravaged by a winter freeze leaving millions without power and killing hundreds. Ted flees... Continue Reading →
Fox’s Flaming Fir
Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace surprised viewers and many of his colleagues yesterday by announcing that this would be his last show and he was leaving the network, effective immediately. Shortly after, CNN announced the hiring of Wallace to be an anchor on their upcoming streaming service, CNN Plus. Wallace turned down a contract... Continue Reading →
Foxy Nazis
Can you believe that once upon a time Lara Logan worked for 60 minutes? Hell, Tucker Carlson once worked for MSNBC and CNN. It's a crazy world out there. But then again, a lot of white nationalists conceal who they are, or at least try, until they land on Fox News. Logan, who was once... Continue Reading →
Tucker Loves The Fetus, Hates The Child
Forget seeing Jon Gruden's emails for a minute. I want to see Tucker Carlson's emails. I mean, if this guy is flagrantly exhibiting his hate and homophobia to the world on primetime television, I wanna see the stuff he's secretly saying to his closest confidantes. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg and his husband Chasten have adopted... Continue Reading →
Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend’s Swollen Testicles
I have a cartooning colleague who has some views on the coronavirus you should not trust. It's not what you think. He's pro-vaccine and maybe pro-face mask. But now he's telling people that hand sanitizer doesn't work against the coronavirus. He claims he caught COVID about three months before anyone else in this country caught... Continue Reading →
Fun With Fake Tucker
Facts aren't things used on Fox News, at least not during prime time. That is a fact. Another fact is that Tucker Carlson cannot decide what is and isn't legal. Tucker Carlson can tell you what he thinks should be legal and not legal, like we all do. But, Tucker can't tell you something is... Continue Reading →
Mr. Taliban Head
Tucker Carlson has a nightly TV show in prime time where he offers his opinions on anything and everything despite the fact he has no real world experience at anything. Tucker especially fails at grasping foreign relations and the military. This trust-fund baby barely survived prep school and even got kicked out of one in... Continue Reading →
Trump Cabinet
You can be forgiven if your first response to hearing Donald Trump is meeting with his cabinet at one of his golf clubs is, "What fucking cabinet? Is he insane?" Yes. Donald Trump is insane. What's worse is that people we suspect may not be totally bonkers are enabling his insanity. If you know someone... Continue Reading →
Treason For Tucker
When Congress investigated the September 11, 2001 attack on our nation, the investigative committee did not include any members of al Qaida. When Congress has investigated the mafia, I don't believe any of those committees included mobsters. When the GOP held investigation after investigation into the Benghazi attack that killed four Americans, I don't believe... Continue Reading →
Tucker Hates Our Troops
For his latest commentary on the military, Tucker Carlson relied on his vast military experience. Oh, I'm sorry. He relied on his vast Swiss boarding school experience. I lied. His experience with Swiss boarding schools isn't vast. He was kicked out. Apparently, he was too white. I hope that didn't enrage him. )Tucker has attended... Continue Reading →