Trump Shot


Donald Trump said "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue, shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters." The sad thing is he's right. But that's because your voters, Mr. Trump, are hateful and stupid idiots. It is incredible. The other sad thing is, this isn't even close to being the most outrageous thing... Continue Reading →

National Review Versus Trump


I've been hearing a lot of my conservative friends whine about Donald Trump. They claim he's not a real conservative yet he's stealing their party. Now National Review has joined in on the Trump attack. The magazine National Review was always the authority within the Conservative movement. They actually garnered a fair amount of respect... Continue Reading →

Jumping The Birthers


Ted Cruz is cartoon gold. Not Donald Trump gold, but kind of a creepy fake gold that turns your neck green if you put it on you. The man is ridiculous. Donald Trump, who waged a "YUGE" birther campaign against President Obama and now doesn't want to talk about it, is bringing up the issue regarding... Continue Reading →

Pantless Pot, Meet Pantless Kettle


Straight from the "are you freaking kidding me department" comes word that Donald Trump is prepared to attack Bill Clinton over his history of philandering. That is if Hillary plays "the woman card." The reason he plans to do this is because it's entirely stupid, so it'll fit in with the rest of his campaign.... Continue Reading →

Loyalty Pledges Are For Losers


In the past when Democrats controlled Southern states, Republicans were against party identification. One reason being that if you were a Republican then you didn't want anyone to know. Damn liberal Republicans. People would start looking at you funny. Today a lot of Republicans like the idea of requiring voters to identify with a party.... Continue Reading →

Schlonged


Donald Trump, the Oompa Loompa currently leading the Republican pack for their presidential nomination isn't very sophisticated. During the Democrats debate last weekend Hillary returned to her podium late after one commercial break. Trump announced that he knows where she was and what she was doing. Trump is so much more perceptive than the rest... Continue Reading →

Praise Of Despots


Donald Trump has the insecurities of a teenage girl whose daddy won't give her attention. Russian president Vladimir Putin is aware of this and played on Trump's ego. Do you know the qualification of a good person in Trump's mind? If that person says something nice about Trump. Yeah, he's a murderer, invades nations, suppresses... Continue Reading →

Time To Unfriend


I made comments about making a Star Wars analogy this week but I honestly didn't plan to. What do you know, I got one in anyway. There's been a social media trend over the past few weeks to ditch friends on social media who support Trump. I've seen posts stating "if you support Donald Trump... Continue Reading →

Tool For Terrorists


I think how much fun it will be as a cartoonist for Trump to win his party's nomination. While I make fun of Trump, the situation is starting to lose its humor. The leading candidate for one of America's two political parties is laying out a platform of xenophobia. This is 2015. Not 1933 Germany.... Continue Reading →

The Heart Of Trump


Donald Trump doesn't have to win the election to carry an exclusive title. He's already First Jerk. Maybe First Ogre would be more appropriate. He's proving himself to be a heartless, insecure human being. He can't handle criticism and he insults people. He tweets with the reckless abandon of a teenage girl. I know this... Continue Reading →

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