Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
First off, let me apologize if I put an ear worm in your head. I read an article a couple days ago where Ray Parker Jr., the writer of the original version of the theme to Ghostbusters, wasn't very thrilled with the new cover that's going with the reboot of the movie. I haven't listened... Continue Reading →
If you ventured onto Facebook over the weekend, or never got off, you may have noticed a lot of updates about Pokemon. You may have also noticed a lot of other updates with people asking "why the Hell are people talking about Pokemon?". After seeing several updates about Pokemon I was definitely in the camp... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump had high praise for Saddam Hussein yesterday in saying the man was great at killing terrorists. Apparently he loves the way Saddam's Iraq lacked our judicial process. It's not the first time he's praised Saddam, or other dictators. He bragged about how he'd get along with Russian president Vladimir Putin after there were... Continue Reading →
David Duke once ran for president (maybe twice) and even he can't match Donald Trump's penchant for bigoted statements made by a presidential candidate. Trump has made derogatory comments toward women, veterans, and journalists, but his real gift is attacking race and religion. He attacked Ben Carson's religion. He Implied Ted Cruz can't be Methodist... Continue Reading →
I'm kinda disgusted with myself. I feel icky for drawing Larry The Cable Guy, a testament to America's rejection of intellectualism and a tribute to lowbrow humor and stupidity. I feel all sorts of nasty because I googled quotes from Larry The Cable Guy as I was going to use one for this cartoon and... Continue Reading →
I'm a fan of British humor. From Monty Python to The Young Ones to The Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy to the first two Beatles movies. One of the biggest aspects of the humor, or "humour" to me is the slang. American slang sucks compared to the English, especially when it comes to insults. Donald Trump might... Continue Reading →
I've been itching to draw an Oompa Loompa since Trump first announced his candidacy. The Democratic Party is making history for the second time in a row with their party's nominee. After making Barack Obama the first African-American nominee of a major American political party they have now made Hillary Clinton the first female. In... Continue Reading →
Muhammad Ali died today. I was too young to Watch Ali fight during his prime but I did see him fight great fighters who were much younger than him, and couldn't hold a candle to Ali during his prime. There is no debate on the greatest fighter of all time. It's Muhammad Ali. I also... Continue Reading →
There are several institutions of higher learning named after great people. People like George Washington, George Mason, William Cornell, John Purdue, and John Harvard are a few examples. There are universities named after women such as Mary Washington (which is located in my hometown), Queen Mary II, and Dolly Madison. Wait. Dolly Madison's name was... Continue Reading →
It's my birthday. It's the big one too. 5-0. Fifty sleazy years. Brutal. I start most days going through my list of subjects and I turn on the news to see if something more pressing hits. It's usually my hope to draw a non-Trump cartoon, or at least go a couple days avoiding him. Then Trump... Continue Reading →
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