Every time I see footage of Trump's West Virginia rally from last week I think to myself, "Man, I really wanna piss those people off." Although Trump has a low approval rating at 33%, he still has strong ratings from his base of sycophants, like what we saw in West Virginia. The two most visible... Continue Reading →
Generals And Handbags
Occasionally I'll make a sarcastic post on social media, and last week I wrote, "Ivanka Trump is excited to work "alongside" Kelly. I'm sure the GENERAL is excited to be working alongside a mediocre fashion designer." I also posted, "If anyone looked at me the way Mike Pence looks at Donald Trump, I'd get a... Continue Reading →
Trump Takes A Dump
Yesterday I tweeted, "it's going to be a very racist day at the White House," and that was before I knew Stephen Miller was going to speak. Wednesday, the Trump administration rolled out a plan to sue colleges they're accusing to have discriminated against white people with affirmative action programs and a new immigration plan... Continue Reading →
The Dictator
The Trump administration will throw any bone out there to make their case that the Russian Colluding story is "fake news." They're so desperate that they'll trample on a man's grave to push the narrative. If only there was an unethical news organization to help with....oh yeah...Fox News. Seth Rich was murdered in Washington, D.C.... Continue Reading →
General Kelly, Meet Captain Chaos
"Oh and you know the thing about chaos, it’s fair." - The Joker, The Dark Knight, 2008 Not every individual in the Trump administration is regarded as an incompetent loon, like Rick Perry, Betsy Devos, Ben Carson, Kellyanne Conway, etc. Rex Tillerson, General James "Mad Dog" Mattis, and H.R. McMaster have entered with respect and... Continue Reading →
Reince, Rough Up, Repeat
I expect a future Trump cabinet meeting to be conducted like a gathering of Dr. Evil's henchmen, where they're all sitting at a table in his lair with one in the chair that sends him to a malfunctioning fire pit. Poor Reince Priebus didn't even get the luxury of being taken out by a fembot... Continue Reading →
The Mooch
I'm not real crazy about making fun of stereotypes, except when a person is a walking stereotype. Anthony Scaramucci, come on down! If the lobby defending Italians from stereotypes in political cartoons comes after me, please note that last week Ancestry.com told me there's a very low possibility that I'm two percent Italian. So it's... Continue Reading →
Village Idiot
Wednesday morning, Donald Trump tweeted, "After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow......" And left the nation, "his" generals, and the military waiting for nine minutes before completing the sentence. And yes, he left the nation hanging with "dot, dot, dot, dot,... Continue Reading →
Hating Jeff’s Cookies
A flaming bag of poo may be the perfect metaphor for the Trump administration. Jeff Sessions wasn't just one of the first elected officials to endorse Donald Trump for president, he was the first United States Senator to back Trump. Sessions looked at Trump and saw narcissism, ignorance, stupidity, sexism, and racism and said, "that's... Continue Reading →
Corrupting The Scouts
On Monday, Donald Trump tainted the Boy Scout Jamboree as if it was a Moscow hotel room. Trump, who as President of the United States is the “honorary president of the Boy Scouts of America,” though he was never a Scout himself, probably because he got a deferment for bone spurs. He started his speech... Continue Reading →