Banana Bang Bang


Let me make something clear to you. Immigration, legal or otherwise, is NOT the greatest danger or challenge facing this nation. Sure, if you're a white nationalist like Stephen Miller believing in the Great Replacement theory and that white people are systematically being phased out, more people in this nation who don't look like you... Continue Reading →

Toadies Over Tories


Imagine if Lindsey Graham called Donald Trump a "race-baiting, xenophobic bigot," but today, not back in 2015. Imagine if Devin Nunes demanded a fair investigation into Russian meddling in our election instead of running to the White House under the cover of darkness to align talking points. Imagine if Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz demanded... Continue Reading →

Sharpiegate


I don't know which surprises me more, that Donald Trump didn't produce a map he had thrown actual spaghetti at, or that he didn't hire hack cultist, propagandist, and conspiracy theorist Ben Garrison to draw him a new one. In the middle of last week, there were spaghetti models showing possible tracks for Hurricane Dorian... Continue Reading →

Fully Engaged


Don't worry about Hurricane Dorian, America. Donald Trump is "fully engaged" At least that's what White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham said. Trump decided to be fully engaged from a golf cart at his resort in Virginia. He went golfing twice over the weekend (first at Camp David but that was a bit too slummy... Continue Reading →

Tossers For Trump


After Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico in 2017, Donald Trump went to the island and threw paper towels at the victims. To say Donald Trump wasn't prepared for the hurricane would be an understatement. A response wasn't prepared until after the damage. Supplies, boats, and rescue personnel weren't organized until after. Trump didn't even know... Continue Reading →

Popeyes Pardon


Donald Trump denies he offered pardons to aides who break the law in rushing to have his stupid racist vanity project in the form of a border wall built before the election. There are two signs that he did offer pardons to aides who break the law: The first is the report that he wants... Continue Reading →

Trump Bedbugs


When I heard the United States is going to host the G7 Summit in 2020, the first thing I thought was, "that fucker's gonna try to have it at one of his shitty golf clubs." I'm sure most journalists in the country thought the same thing so I shouldn't receive any huge plaudits for my... Continue Reading →

Trump Bomb


It's bonus cartoon Tuesday. It's kinda like Taco Tuesday except there are no tacos and now I got you thinking about tacos. I think how difficult it must be serving under someone like Trump where you can't tell them something they said isn't just stupid, but may just be the dumbest, most idiotic, made-everyone-else-in-the-room-dumber-for-it comment... Continue Reading →

China Called


Donald Trump said, "China called." Did they, Donald? Did they really call right when you needed a face-saving measure after saying you had regrets about starting a trade war with them? Sure they did. How convenient was that? In the past, if Presidents Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, the second Bush, or Obama said,... Continue Reading →

Trump Commands You


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. If you're a Republican Trump supporter, you have to throw away everything you ever believed in to support your president. Remember when you were against huge debt and spending? Now you're not. Remember when... Continue Reading →

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