There are a LOT of reasons Donald Trump shouldn't be president starting with that orange crap on his face and whatever that thing is on his head. I'm not being petty. Anyone who believes that makes him look good doesn't have the sense required to order a basic cable package less enough to have the... Continue Reading →
Trump’s Dershowitz Defense
I couldn't have an opinion on Ken Starr being on Trump's legal defense team without also having an opinion on Alan Dershowitz also being added. It's not that Starr and Dershowitz are bad lawyers. Contrary to that, they're exceptional lawyers. Usually, for a lawyer to be a pundit and prognosticator on cable news, that lawyer... Continue Reading →
Trump’s Starr Defense
Upon hearing that Ken Starr, who probably still has files on Bill Clinton's sex life underneath his mattress, has been appointed by Donald Trump to serve on his legal defense team for his impeachment trial next week before the United States Senate, Monica Lewinsky tweeted, "This is definitely an 'are you fucking kidding me?' kinda... Continue Reading →
Stalking Yovanovitch
Lev Parnas, the hired goon who's an associate of Rudy Giuliani and whom Donald Trump doesn't know despite being in dozens of photos with, revealed through text messages with a Republican congressional candidate (this just gets better by the minute) that there were plans to stalk Marie Yovanovitch while she was serving as ambassador to... Continue Reading →
To Solemnly Lickspittle
I spent last Thursday morning nauseous and queasy from food poisoning. This morning, I was looking up photos of Senate Republicans, so yeah...another Thursday morning feeling nauseous and queasy. Senate Republicans have already abandoned the oath they swore to when they took office. You know, that quaint idea of protecting and defending the United States... Continue Reading →
Blame It On Nancy
Yesterday, A Canadian CEO blamed Donald Trump for the lives lost by Iran shooting down the Ukrainian airliner. Iran was responding to the United States killing its top general while he was on his way to the airport in Baghdad. The general was killed after Donald Trump ordered his assassination. The CEO, Michael McCain, chief... Continue Reading →
A Trumpian Oath
Remember when people protesting war or American involvement in the Middle East would chant, "No blood for oil?" How quaint, right? Now, Donald Trump might ask, "How much oil?" When you serve in the U.S. military, you go without question. You obey orders. And you serve your Commander in Chief, no matter if you like,... Continue Reading →
Worst Security Briefing Ever
We've talked about this. You can't just lie nilly-willy regarding national security and foreign policy the same way you do about crowd sizes and TV ratings. Wednesday in a closed-door briefing for Congress, officials in the Trump administration laid out the justifications for the U.S. drone strike that killed Iran's top military commander. Many representatives... Continue Reading →
Imminent Lies
Would Donald Trump blame Meghan Markle for her and Prince Harry's decision to leave the Royal Family? Trump? Blame a black woman for something? Duh! It's not like it'd be the first time...or the second, or the third, or the fourth, or the...etc, etc. After all, he is afraid of strong black women. They're "nasty."... Continue Reading →
More Fun With Sharpies
You would think if someone is justified in their actions, then they wouldn't have to lie to support them. Even with issues as serious as foreign policy and national security, Donald Trump lies. This week, Donald Trump's lies and misrepresentation of President Barack Obama's record resembles what he did to that weather map with a... Continue Reading →