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In an attempt to lower expectations for Donald Trump's debate performance, the White House and Trump Campaign told us beforehand he wasn't really practicing. Donald Trump himself told us that answering questions from reporters was his practice. And sure, he's done plenty of shouting, interrupting, and lying to reporters, so maybe it was like that... Continue Reading →
During the Republican Convention, which was just a few weeks ago, they spent every night bringing out every single black person who's ever had a nice thing to say about Donald Trump, like people he's paid, to tell us he's not a racist. Then during the very first debate, Donald Trump told us he's a... Continue Reading →
And I thought it was weird when he only wanted Russian hookers' pee. Ya know, it's really kinda hard for Donald Trump to put the entire Russian hooker pee-pee tape thing to rest when he's asking for Joe Biden's pee. Does Donald Trump want to film Joe peeing? Does he want to take Joe's pee... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Will teargas be involved in removing Donald Trump from the White House? I had lunch with a couple of friends yesterday and we used old expresssions like, "Darkest before the dawn" and always "quietest before the storm."... Continue Reading →
Raise your hand if you paid more in taxes than Donald Trump. Everybody? The New York Times has published an investigation that finally gives us a clear look at Donald Trump's taxes. The weirdest thing about Donald Trump is that he's president without disclosing his taxes or selling off his businesses. Basically, we have to... Continue Reading →
How tacky can Republicans be? Well, being a party that's headed by the likes of Donald Trump, we may never know just how low they can go. We know they lie. We know they keep moving the goal post. We know they don't play with any fairness or principles. We know they're hypocrites. But yesterday,... Continue Reading →
For the first time in this election cycle, I'm ready to make a prediction. In 2016, I predicted Hillary Clinton would win the election. I take small comfort in that there were a lot of other people who made the same prediction and she did win the majority of voters. Where I was wrong was... Continue Reading →
Often while wearing a face mask, I'll smile at someone and then realize, they don't know I'm smiling at them. I'm sure you've done that too. Usually for me, it's while I'm at the post office and I kinda want to assure them they're not pissing me off, then I realize, they can't see the... Continue Reading →
Amy Coney Barrett is a a judge for the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals based in Chicago and the current darling of the right-wing frenzy-feeding evangelical fucknut base. And if this is who they want, Donald Trump will give her to them. Hell, he was literally polling the crowd at one of his hate rallies... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. Donald Trump is an idiot. But he's also a germaphobe and while not knowing much science, and saying stupid shit like, "Science doesn't know what's going on," he knows he doesn't want to be anywhere near the... Continue Reading →
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