Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Donald Trump used his weekend off from his hush money trial in Manhattan to campaign and held another one of his hate rallies. It's not unusual for Trump to make bogus claims at these rallies in addition to lying about the size of the crowds, on which he has a weird fixation. Sean Spicer's first... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is a fraud but you don't have to take my word for it. You can take the word of all the people he scammed out of thousands of dollars with his fake university, whom all he reimbursed after settling lawsuits and closing the fake school down. Or, you can take the word of... Continue Reading →
I went to sleep with the radio on when I was a kid. For a couple of years in the early 80s, I lived in Ellaville, Georgia (I hated it) and the station I listened to was in Columbus and every Sunday night right around bedtime it played the Dr. Demento Show. Dr. Demento introduced... Continue Reading →
Kids, I started this cartoon around midnight, thinking I was just going to get a head start with the lettering. It got out control. I finished drawing most of it around 6:00 A.M. I returned to it around noon and finished at about 3:30 P.M. I'm tired. You're not getting a blog for this. I'm... Continue Reading →
The orange devil went down to Georgia and spread his shit everywhere. The Republican Party was concerned Donald Trump would be unable to thread the needle of getting out the vote for their two terrible Senate candidates, Long-Neck Loeffler and Chicken Perdue, in Georgia's upcoming runoff election while also telling his people the vote is... Continue Reading →
When a politician campaigns in a city, it's best for him or her not to piss on the crowd who attend their event. For example: Don't say, "It's wonderful to be back in one of my favorite cities, Cleveland" when you're actually in Columbus. Another good idea of what not to do is bus your... Continue Reading →
Guess what. In the future, when nominees for the United States Attorney General are going through their Senate confirmation hearings, they will have to be asked if they're aware voting twice is illegal. No, seriously. This is another thing the Trump era has fucked up. William Barr, Donald Trump's favorite Droopy-lookalike saggy jowl toad, said... Continue Reading →
Because of the coronavirus, fans haven't been allowed into professional sports. But, the leagues are attempting to recreate a live atmosphere for their games. In Major League Baseball, there are cutouts of human beings in the stands. With lifeless fans, it truly does make the game more boring. But, baseball isn't going go be able... Continue Reading →
After finishing yesterday's cartoon, I treated myself to a McDonald's breakfast. As I was walking back into my apartment, I saw breaking news on CNN about Herman Cain. I was hoping the "breaking news" was that he was being released from the hospital after acquiring coronavirus. I am sad it wasn't. I don't wish bad... Continue Reading →
Just like we're supposed to forget Donald Trump was anti-mask and anti-social distancing, we're supposed to forget about Tulsa. Yesterday, Donald Trump resumed his coronavirus briefings. Thankfully, it was pretty brief. Thankfully, he didn't make another pitch to drink bleach. To make the presentation, there weren't any scientists or anyone informed on the coronavirus...or anything.... Continue Reading →
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