Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Sometimes it's hard to satirize reality, so I give up and just draw reality. The only thing satirical about this cartoon is that it's saying the quiet part out loud, but it's the part that is the intention of Donald Trump's legal team. Trump's legal team has asked the judge presiding over the stolen classified... Continue Reading →
Who can take elections?(Who can take elections?)Wrap it all in doubt(Wrap it all in doubt)Eliminate ballot boxes, throw black voters' ballots out The Trumpy Man (the Trumpy Man)The Trumpy Man can (the Trumpy Man can)The Trumpy Man can causeHe mixes it with hateHis country clubs going brokeBut he'll never be woke The Trumpy Man makes... Continue Reading →
If you were playing a drinking game during day 4 of the Trump Trial in the United States Senate where you took a drink each time the word "fight" came from the Trump defense team, you're dead. Trump's lawyers attempted to confuse the jury of senators, and the rest of the nation, that the trial... Continue Reading →
There's a lesson to be learned here, kids. Don't get your lawyers out of vending machines. Also, don't get them out of Cracker Jack or cereal boxes. Watching Trump's lawyers in action yesterday, you would think that's where he got them. But still, out of a Cracker Jack box is still better than out of... Continue Reading →
I had a reader tweet a message at me yesterday asking when I published a cartoon featuring Donald Trump and Peanuts' Lucy Van Pelt. I had to dig it up and I discovered it was in March 2018. This morning, I thought today might be a good time to bring Lucy back. In early 2018,... Continue Reading →
If you want an idea of how nutzoid Trump election-stealing lawyer Sidney Powell is, take this in: Tucker Carlson can't support her arguments...and Tucker has had shows about UFOs. Tucker Carlson wants to believe in Sidney Powell. He said that he's "always respected her work" and he's holding out hope that she'll provide evidence that... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is going through lawyers faster than Spinal Tap goes through drummers. And just like Spinal Tap, Trump's cases involving collusion with Russia, obstruction of justice, and paying porn stars and Playboy centerfolds to keep quiet are self-destructing. Typically, rich billionaires don't have a problem finding lawyers from the top white-shoe law firms in... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is in serious legal trouble. He's being investigated by Robert Mueller, a former head of the FBI and a man who investigated and prosecuted major financial fraud, terrorism and public corruption cases, as well as narcotics conspiracies and international money launderers. He oversaw prosecutions of Manuel Noriega, the Lockerbie bombing case, and the Gambino... Continue Reading →
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