A lot of Republicans' logic for believing Donald Trump won the election is because he had rallies with thousands of people and Joe Biden did not. They are using desires instead of facts to support their beliefs, but there is a great explanation as to why Joe Biden can win an election without holding massive... Continue Reading →
Liz-Aid
I have to get my second vaccination this morning. I'm going to do that first, get a money order for my rent, then return and write today's blog...if I'm not on my ass. Check back later today. It's later today: Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy wants his party to retake the House in 2022. He believes... Continue Reading →
Two-Faced Nikki
Nikki Haley is just as smarmy, two-faced, deceitful, disingenuous, and chock-full-o-bullshit as lying Ted Cruz, except she's prettier. While slimy Ted was rushing back to Texas, making sure he was seen wearing a face mask with a Texas flag on it, Nikki was rushing to get inside Mara-a-Lago, hoping to be branded with a MAGA... Continue Reading →
Scared Trumpers
Perhaps the main takeaway viewers got from CNN's town hall with President Joe Biden was that we were listening to answers from an adult president. We have a president who isn't a fear mongerer trying to capitalize from hate. Unlike his predecessor, we have a president now who does NOT behave like a poo-flinging monkey.... Continue Reading →
Convict Hate
During his inauguration speech, President Joe Biden said, "White supremacists say 'what.'" Then, Kentucky senator Rand Paul said, "What?". A lot of people say "what" whenever Rand Paul speaks, like last Sunday when he went on George Stephanopoulos' show and tried to make the case that the opinions of stupid Republicans should override hard facts... Continue Reading →
Deprogramming MAGA
If you're a Trump supporter, you're probably in a cult. I mean, if you casually voted for Trump after analyzing both candidates, then decided you're OK with Nazis, maybe you're not in a cult and you're just an average, normal everyday-kind of racist. But if you're a fire-breathing Donald Trump supporter, where he is the... Continue Reading →
Cult Or Country?
For years, decades even, Republicans were lying to us. They told us they were "fiscal" conservatives. They said they were for family values. They ran on religion as if the other party consisted entirely of heathens and atheists. They wrapped themselves in the flag and said they were more more patriotic than Democrats. And they... Continue Reading →
Tracking Crazy
Trump troglodytes can't have it both ways, can they? In their minds, yes. The Trump cult already says there was mass election fraud and millions of votes for Donald Trump were switched to Joe Biden...but the votes for other Republicans are valid. Ignore that Trump and down-ballot Republican candidates were on the same ballots. For... Continue Reading →
Failed Hoax
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. There was hope that Donald Trump having the coronavirus would change his messaging of the pandemic...and more importantly, change how his base behaves with it. Nope. Donald Trump said he went to the "school of covid." He... Continue Reading →
Once, Twice, Three Times a Trump Voter
Guess what. In the future, when nominees for the United States Attorney General are going through their Senate confirmation hearings, they will have to be asked if they're aware voting twice is illegal. No, seriously. This is another thing the Trump era has fucked up. William Barr, Donald Trump's favorite Droopy-lookalike saggy jowl toad, said... Continue Reading →