The thing that annoys me most about Republicans who have joined the Trump cult is they don't have principles. They're all about reduced government spending until Donald Trump runs up the national debt. They're all about patriotism until Donald Trump insults veterans and allows Putin to place bounties on soldiers' lives. They used to be... Continue Reading →
Trumpet Crumpets
Donald Trump is corrupt. His cult points at him donating his salary to different government agencies while ignoring his frequent trips to his own golf resorts and every foreign diplomat and Republican in Washington, D.C. booking hotel and party rooms at his hotels. Attorney General William Barr spent over $30,000 to rent a conference room... Continue Reading →
Sewage And Stones
First off, if commuting the sentence for Trump friend, goon, henchman, pal, buddyboy, creeper, slimeball of the first degree, and all-around wart on the taint of humanity Roger Stone wasn't corrupt, then it wouldn't have been done late on a Friday night. Why do fuckers do dastardly deeds on Fridays after 5:00 PM? Because it's... Continue Reading →
Classified Lies
You can't say Donald Trump isn't qualified for the presidency because a lot of people wrote books about how awful he is. Every president has had that. But no president has been criticized as much or as harshly as Donald Trump has been by people who worked for him. While Donald Trump can call them... Continue Reading →
Blue State, Red State, Corrupt State
A couple days ago, I wrote Donald Trump and his administration of goons aren't even trying to hide his corruption anymore. In firing Inspectors General in the midst of investigations, they don't even give good reasons. Donald Trump said he fired the guy investigating his Secretary of State Mike Pompeo because he lost the guy's... Continue Reading →
(P)oodles of Corruption
Could the Trump administration at least put some effort into trying to cover up their corruption? Usually, when people in the government engage in some type of corruption, they either try to hide it or disguise it as something else. With Donald Trump and his poodles, they're not even trying anymore. Quite frankly, that's insulting.... Continue Reading →
In Like Flynn
The Trump administration is all about bad examples, corruption, and hypocrisy (we'll ignore the racism and stupidity for now). According to inside sources, Donald Trump got "lava level mad" over his exposure to the coronavirus as one of his Naval valets has tested positive for the coronavirus. The valet performs chores that bring him close... Continue Reading →
Pardo For Blago
The Trump cult likes to believe Donald Trump is a great negotiator. So how do they deal with the fact that he's been publicly out-negotiated by people like Nancy Pelosi and Kim Jong Un? They pretend it never happened. They were proud of Trump being a billionaire who promised to release his taxes. When he... Continue Reading →
Is There A Corrupt Plan B?
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. After all that, sending Rudy to Ukraine to create conspiracy theories, to accuse the Bidens of corruption, to break the law by asking a foreign nation to help you politically, to withhold taxpayer military... Continue Reading →
Shut The Tat’s Trap
Roger Stone is the kind of guy, that when he watches Die Hard, he roots for Hans Gruber. This man is a villain who rejoices at being a villain. To him, it's an art. For the love of God, he has a Richard Nixon tattoo on his back. And you thought a MAGA hat was... Continue Reading →