Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
There are several institutions of higher learning named after great people. People like George Washington, George Mason, William Cornell, John Purdue, and John Harvard are a few examples. There are universities named after women such as Mary Washington (which is located in my hometown), Queen Mary II, and Dolly Madison. Wait. Dolly Madison's name was... Continue Reading →
It's my birthday. It's the big one too. 5-0. Fifty sleazy years. Brutal. I start most days going through my list of subjects and I turn on the news to see if something more pressing hits. It's usually my hope to draw a non-Trump cartoon, or at least go a couple days avoiding him. Then Trump... Continue Reading →
Someone's going to accuse me of being heartless, tasteless, and crass with this cartoon. Well, yeah. I don't have too many sacred cows. However, if the child had died I wouldn't have even considered drawing this cartoon. I am sorry the Gorilla was killed. In case you get your news from editorial cartoons, a four-year-old... Continue Reading →
There's a Trump Patch. What it does it prevent withdrawals for cartoonists when they go more than one day without drawing a Donald Trump cartoon. The side affects are it makes the cartoonists draw cartoons about slow TSA lines, and Goofy as the Veterans Administration. Believe it or not, my last six cartoons did not... Continue Reading →
I drew this on my Samsung tablet. It's a really cool tablet. I'm new to tablets and if you are too but thinking about purchasing one, email me and I'll tell you the pros and cons of this one. So I'm sitting at a bar drawing this and a girl sits next to me and... Continue Reading →
It was an interesting and busy news day for the Trump Train. Donald Trump met with former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger to discuss foreign policy. I hope he didn't fall asleep as this is an area where The Donald doesn't have any interest. He also said he would talk to North Korean leader Kim... Continue Reading →
The New York Times published an article last Sunday which Donald Trump describes as a hit piece. That means it's a must-read. Trump is upset that the article paints him as a charter member of the HeMan Women Haters Club, though it doesn't attribute any statements to him worse than anything he's said on tape.... Continue Reading →
You have to have a big ego to run for president. Not your normal narcissism where you post a steady flow of selfies on Facebook. The kind of delusion where you believe you are the person the majority of the country wants to make leader of the free world. Since very few people have a shot... Continue Reading →
Budweiser is renaming their flagship product "America." It is to commemorate the summer, the Olympics, the elections, and all those drunk, patriotic idiots in bars who scream "Murica!". This means if you don't drink that swill Budweiser sells then you hate America. If you're a recovering alcoholic and you've stayed off the wagon (or is... Continue Reading →
Sarah Palin gave on interview on CNN this past Sunday. Oh boy, here we go. There was talk of her being Trump's vice presidential selection. Palin stated that she is the most vetted person available. She might be right. If there's one thing most Americans will agree on is that Sarah Palin is an idiot.... Continue Reading →
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