Bad news. Donald Trump is still president. Even worse news. A recession is coming and Donald Trump is still the president. If you think the Bush family didn't know how to deal with an economic crisis, wait until Trump tries to wrap his Adderall-riddled, tiny mind around it. Voters have short memories, especially Republicans. It's... Continue Reading →
Trump Has An Owie
Donald Trump, the self-described best negotiator, has caved in again. Just like he did with Nancy Pelosi, Trump looked China square in the eye and blinked. Trump has taught the world that if they're in a negotiation with him, all they have to do is wait him out. Trump is delaying a ten-percent tariff on... Continue Reading →
A Cave For Mexico
Great news! Donald Trump has saved our nation from another crisis...that he created. Trump created a crisis with North Korea by throwing childish nicknames at their ruthless dictator. After becoming BFFs with Kim Jong Un and declaring they're "in love," his cultist give him credit for averting a crisis in the form of nuclear war.... Continue Reading →
Avocado Boom Boom
I give my conservative cartooning colleagues a lot of crap over their devotion to Trump, producing cartoons that are based on fear, hate, propaganda and conspiracy theories while being totally devoid of facts. Mostly, I give them hell for abandoning principles they held decades before Trumpism, such as patriotism, law and order, family values, democracy... Continue Reading →
Farmer Bang Bang
During the 2016 presidential campaign, Donald Trump said he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and he wouldn't lose any voters. He was right, but at that time, he would have lost support from his party. Today, he could shoot farmer after farmer and the GOP would only yawn (unless... Continue Reading →
Thanks, Obama
Have you talked to a Trump sycophant? Have you ever talked to one who hasn't said, "But Obama?" No, you haven't. According to the cultists, Obama was a failed president who left a disaster for Donald Trump to clean up. Yet, despite all of Obama's failures, the biggest accomplishments they hand to Trump actually belong... Continue Reading →
Paris…France…Underpants
Like most things, Donald Trump does not understand the riots that have been ongoing in France. He retweeted a tweet from one of his sycophants saying the protests are about "radical leftists" fuel taxes and “We want Trump” was being chanted through the streets of Paris. Other conservatives have been claiming that the protests are... Continue Reading →
Tarified Farmers
While speaking to the VFW in Kansas City Tuesday, Trump told his followers now to believe what they read and see. So, farmer who voted for Trump, those aren't food stamps in your wallet or frightening socialism in the heartland. They're compensation for your sacrificing in MAGAing. Not only are we "tired of winning," but... Continue Reading →
Trump Trade War
I watched Anderson Cooper interview Roger Stone last night on CNN, and Stone said that Trump is his own wordsmith. Are you kidding me? Trump can't even spell "Smith." Someone commented on this blog earlier this week and took issue with the first sentence where I wrote about Trump's stupidity. The reader leaving the comment... Continue Reading →
Nunberg Meltdown
Yesterday, we got a full dose of a prime example of the best people Donald Trump hires. I woke up to Sam Nunberg talking to Katy Tur on MSNBC. I thought to myself, is this being taken seriously? Then, I found out it wasn't his first appearance on MSNBC or with Tur, as he had... Continue Reading →