What happened to the Republican Party? They used to claim they were the party of personal responsibility. Now, not so much. It was just two years ago they couldn't stand to let a member occupy a seat on committees who expressed support for white supremacy. Now? They'll fight to defend a bigot who believes in... Continue Reading →
Cavegirl
Last night, the Neanderthals that make up the Republican membership in the United States House of Representatives held a vote on whether or not to remove Congresswoman Liz Cheney, daughter of Dick, from her leadership position. Oh my gosh. What did that dastardly Liz do? Did she claim school shootings are fake? Did she claim... Continue Reading →
Jewish Space Lasers
The first thing we need to address is that this shit is dangerous. I mock people like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Donald Trump because I use humor to show they shouldn't be taken seriously. Yet, they are taken seriously. Donald Trump became president (sic) of the United States of America. Marjorie Taylor Greene is sitting... Continue Reading →
Qongress
During the Trump presidency, people like me were always asked about how easy or hard it was to create satire about Donald Trump. I just saw there's a podcast of an interview with Andy Borowitz on that same subject. The thing is, it's hard to satirize satire. Now that Trump's gone, supposedly, dammit...I still have... Continue Reading →
Horny For The Inauguration
Months ago, I was wondering if Donald Trump would attend the inauguration if he lost the election. I even brought it up to an editor who replied, "Who cares?". This was before the election. Now, a lot of people do seem to care. When I was thinking about it months ago, I didn't factor in... Continue Reading →
Needles And Trust
When it's my turn to take the vaccine for the coronavirus, I'm taking it. Granted, I probably won't be able to until next summer when it's available at CVS for the general public with an appointment, but I'm still taking it. Even though I had the coronavirus and antibodies may stay with me for a... Continue Reading →
Deep-State Voter Fraud
What's dumber than believing Donald Trump won the election or that there's a deep-state cabal of Satan-worshipping cannibalistic lizard people running the government? Believing you can trust Donald Trump to work out a fair payment AFTER you perform a service for him. Donald Trump has been sued numerous times by contractors for refusing to pay... Continue Reading →
Crazy Uncle
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday. When I threw this idea at my editor, I didn't know Mary Trump had actually spoken up that Donald Trump was truly someone's "crazy uncle." Or maybe she hadn't done that before I wrote this cartoon. I... Continue Reading →
Flock Together
NBC's Savannah Guthrie did a commendable job Thursday night pushing back on Donald Trump's crazy. Most journalists who have come face-to-face with Donald Trump have failed to push back as much as Ms. Guthrie did. But to be fair, Donald Trump is hard to talk over and there's usually more crazy than any one journalist... Continue Reading →
Eat Your Conspiracy
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen testified before the Democrat-controlled House Homeland Security Committee yesterday and insisted that the cages Customs and Border Protection (CBP) used to detain migrant and asylum-seeking kids aren’t really cages. She told Committee Chair Bennie Thompson, "Sir, they are not cages, they are areas of the border facility that... Continue Reading →