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On Monday before the Iowa caucuses got rolling, Ben Carson decided to go home to get fresh clothes. What? Several questions before I get to the part where Ted Cruz is a total sleaze bag. Why do you fly half way across the country for clothes? Why didn't he pack enough clothes? Why can't he do... Continue Reading →
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On Thursday, Martin Shkreli, the pharma bro who jacked up the price of a potentially life-saving drug percent, testified before the Congressional House Oversight Committee. Before doing so Shkreli boasted "I would love to talk to Congress. I would berate them. I would insult them." Shkreli got his change and totally clammed up. For each... Continue Reading →
There's a really stupid argument right now in Campaign 2016 and it's between the two most qualified for the presidency. No, it's not Trump angry at Ted Cruz for telling Iowa voters Ben Carson was withdrawing before they voted. It's not Chris Christie calling Marco Rubio the "Bubble Boy." It's not even Jeb Bush pleading... Continue Reading →
Ever see one of the many scenes in Family Guy where Cleveland is naked in his bathtub, his house destroyed and he and the tub are about to crash to the ground from the second story? As the tub is sliding before eventually falling, Cleveland is saying "no, no, no, no." That's pretty much every human... Continue Reading →
Football is ending just in time for a political junkie like myself. Watching the Iowa Caucuses results all night is a sport for me. Usually after an election I like to focus on the winner, unless the loser is a bigger story. While Ted Cruz is a totally vile human being whose own daughter doesn't... Continue Reading →
Iowa, you cheap slut. Every presidential candidate goes to the First In The Nation contest and talks about how much they love Iowa and how important the Hawkeye state is to them. After the caucuses they pretty much ignore it and probably confuse it for Idaho...except for Ben Carson who will confuse it for a Baltic... Continue Reading →
It's come down to this. The Republicans' choice for presidential nominee has come down between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. The rest of the candidates can go home. Choosing between Trump and Cruz is like choosing a method of suicide. Do you want the rope or the bullet to the head? I don't think either... Continue Reading →
It's time for the Bundy Militia to go home. Everyone's tired of them. Oregon's tired of them. America's tired of them. The birds are tired of them. It got to the point that someone has lost their life over this ridiculousness to make a point. It's time to go home. I had two other ideas... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is skipping the next GOP debate. He's upset with debate moderator, and the host, Fox News. He's still sore Megyn Kelly asked him if making sexists, derogatory remarks toward women is presidential. How dare she. He feels it's unfair. A lot of people have pointed out that he can't handle Kelly and he's... Continue Reading →
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