Occasionally I'll make a sarcastic post on social media, and last week I wrote, "Ivanka Trump is excited to work "alongside" Kelly. I'm sure the GENERAL is excited to be working alongside a mediocre fashion designer." I also posted, "If anyone looked at me the way Mike Pence looks at Donald Trump, I'd get a... Continue Reading →
Coke Shark
I drew this cartoon last week for The Costa Rica Star. Police in Costa Rica have seized over nine tons of cocaine in 2017. I have never done cocaine in my life, but that sounds like a lot of cocaine. Their coast guard recently found over a ton floating in the sea off the southern... Continue Reading →
Shkreli In Jaily
America's most hated person, even more hated than Donald Trump (probably), was found guilty Friday by a jury in Brooklyn for defrauding investors. Martin Shkreli, the "Pharma Bro," was notorious for buying Daraprim, a 62-year-old drug primarily used to treat newborns and HIV patients, and then raised the price from $13.50 to $750 a pill. Then,... Continue Reading →
Cracker Justice
I miss the days of yonder when we had a Justice Department that would actually pursue justice, and not act like the legal team for cops who shoot black people and white people who have pretend grievances. After George W. Bush was reelected in 2004, many Republicans believed that would be the last election they... Continue Reading →
Trump Takes A Dump
Yesterday I tweeted, "it's going to be a very racist day at the White House," and that was before I knew Stephen Miller was going to speak. Wednesday, the Trump administration rolled out a plan to sue colleges they're accusing to have discriminated against white people with affirmative action programs and a new immigration plan... Continue Reading →
Employer-Implanted Microchips
I'm not a great big fan of conspiracies and paranoia, but if I ever have a job again and my employer asks me to have a microchip implanted into my body, my answer is going to contain an F word. Three Squares Market, a technology company in Wisconsin, has started implanting microchips into their employees.... Continue Reading →
The Dictator
The Trump administration will throw any bone out there to make their case that the Russian Colluding story is "fake news." They're so desperate that they'll trample on a man's grave to push the narrative. If only there was an unethical news organization to help with....oh yeah...Fox News. Seth Rich was murdered in Washington, D.C.... Continue Reading →
General Kelly, Meet Captain Chaos
"Oh and you know the thing about chaos, it’s fair." - The Joker, The Dark Knight, 2008 Not every individual in the Trump administration is regarded as an incompetent loon, like Rick Perry, Betsy Devos, Ben Carson, Kellyanne Conway, etc. Rex Tillerson, General James "Mad Dog" Mattis, and H.R. McMaster have entered with respect and... Continue Reading →
North Korea Missile
Donald Trump ran for president promising he was going to rebuild our military, as though it is falling apart and in ruins. If you want our military to be the best, which means you want the best people. You don't ban people from serving because they make you uncomfortable. You're also not going to bolster... Continue Reading →
Thumb In The Eye
John McCain is being lauded for being as wise, brave, and having as much integrity as a woman. In the wee hours of Friday morning, the Republican-led Senate once again attempted to repeal Obamacare. They needed 51 votes to pass their "skinny repeal." Despite having a majority of 52 Senators, they knew they would need... Continue Reading →