Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Yeah, I'm a jerk. To be a Trump sycophant one must shred their dignity, soul, respectability, credibility, decency, and perhaps all traces of what's left of their humanity. Reason and logic are pretty much out of the question too. In return, you may acquire a nice orange jumpsuit. When the first drips would come out... Continue Reading →
With all that's transpired over the past year, I'm surprised the State of the Union typo didn't read "State of the Onion." What I'm going for with this cartoon is to show not just how surreal it is that Trump is president of the United States and addressing Congress, but how stupid it is. Within... Continue Reading →
Is it unfair of me to hit Melania Trump with a cartoon? Yeah. Political cartoons aren't supposed to be fair. Show me a fair political cartoon and I'll show you a crappy cartoon. During the national meltdown that was Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky, conservatives and liberals alike wondered, some demanded, why Hillary wouldn't... Continue Reading →
During the Obama presidency, Republican wingnuts perpetuated conspiracy theories that he was out to destroy America and would never leave office when his terms were up. Without any actual evidence to base these beliefs, they shat out one flimsy reason after another. He was born in Kenya. His birth certificate is a forgery. Nobody knew... Continue Reading →
I've always been amazed at the harsh and inhumane treatment tyrannical nations will put their Olympic athletes through for medals. During the Cold War, the Soviet Union and its Communist Bloc allies would put their athletes through hell. In addition to juicing their athletes with banned chemicals, athletes were stripped from their families at young... Continue Reading →
Here's last week's cartoon for The Costa Rica Star. There's a new one for this week and you should go check it out. I will no longer be drawing two cartoons a month for The Star. I'm going to draw four. HAHA. Did I scare you? They kinda scared me too. We'll start that in... Continue Reading →
You may have missed this story from last week as it was overshadowed by a government shutdown, shitholes, Davos, The Women's March, DACA, Tide Pods, Republican conspiracy theories, and Trump's weekly attempt to obstruct justice and slime his way through the presidency. But, what may have transpired while Trump was sliming his way toward the... Continue Reading →
I've heard several political pundits compare the Trump era to Groundhog Day. Not the day when a rodent pops out of a hole and predicts weather. They're comparing it to the great Bill Murray/Harold Ramis movie, Groundhog Day. Released in 1993, Bill Murray is an egotistical weatherman stuck indefinitely in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania on Groundhog Day,... Continue Reading →
You would think every high-profile and esteemed lawyer in Washington would be lining up to represent the president of the United States, especially one who is a supposed billionaire who can pay exorbitant legal fees. But every lawyer worth a crap has rejected his requests for legal representation. That's what happens when, A.) you don't... Continue Reading →
There are a lot of things I don't get. Some things are just so out of reach for me that I'm not even going to try to understand. Like, an old man wouldn't try to understand Kajagoogoo in the 1980s. I would have gone for a more relative reference, but I'm too old for current... Continue Reading →
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