Bye-Bye Mittens


Senator Mitt Romney says he's retiring and leaving the future of the Republican Party to the next generation. Unfortunately, the next generation of the GOP is in a theater jacking off her date. We had a good time making fun of Mitt, didn't we? He was a majorly out-of-touch venture capitalist millionaire who owned multiple... Continue Reading →

99 Mitt Balloons


Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday Lately, I've been drawing Mitt Romney like it was 2012 and there were binders full of women around here. Someone put me in a dog crate, strap it to the roof of a car, and drive me... Continue Reading →

Mittens Meets Santos


I drew a lot of derogatory cartoons on Mitt Romney during the 2012 presidential race. He was fun to make fun of. I called him "Mittens." His economic policies were wrong for the nation and he was another out-of-touch Republican millionaire. Also, he had flip-flopped from being a governor of a state that was the... Continue Reading →

Roughing It, Volume 32


I'm posting this on a train. Whee, trains! I drew this batch of roughs the week before last, which feels like a year ago. Time in politics and news has a different measurement than reality. This is the rough for the cartoon I eventually drew for CNN. It turned into... ...this. I like drawing Romney.... Continue Reading →

The Republican God


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. I'm going to use this cartoon to digress and rant on something that kinda annoys me. The thing that annoys me about Trump supporters is that they have to pretend Donald Trump is a... Continue Reading →

Menacing Mittens


Today, Mitt Romney, Republican Senator from Utah and former presidential candidate, voted to convict Donald Trump on one charge of impeachment. Mitt Romney exercised his conscience, dignity, and independence which are all things the Republican Party had thought they had eradicated. I thought they had eradicated it too. On Wednesday, every single Republican Senator voted... Continue Reading →

Crate And Peril


Senator Jeff Merkley, a Democrat from Oregon, visited a detention center in Texas last week and described the facility. He said, "What you have is cyclone fencing and fence posts that look like cages. They look like the way you would construct a dog kennel." Jeff Sessions' Justice Department hit back, saying they don't employ the use... Continue Reading →

Scoochin’ For Mittens


With the announcement that Utah Senator Orrin Hatch would not seek reelection, speculation immediately landed on former Massachusetts governor and 2012 presidential candidate Mitt Romney. There was also speculation that Hatch had lost his freaking mind when he made comments that the Donald Trump presidency may be the best we've ever seen. Trump was pushing... Continue Reading →

Motley Mittens


Am I the only one who thinks that Trump might have picked retired Marine general James "Mad Dog" Mattis as his secretary of defense because of his masculine nickname? Macho Man is dead but Balls Mahoney is still available for Donald Trump's services. In a speech during the presidential campaign Mitt Romney said "Donald Trump... Continue Reading →

Riding With Mittens


One of the more bizarre things that came out of campaign 2012 was Republican nominee once took his dog with his family on a vacation, and during the trip they strapped the dog to the roof of their car. Mitt swears the dog enjoyed the ride. I'm sure he did. Now the GOP is strapped... Continue Reading →

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