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Conservative men who flaunt their toxic masculinity love to troll liberals on the internet. But it's never a good idea for a 36-year-old man to troll a teenage girl. It's bullying, creepy, sexist, and just wrong. And they especially shouldn't do it if the teenage girl is smarter than they are...which of course, most of... Continue Reading →
Gillette, a company that makes razors and other grooming products released an ad stating they "believe in the best in men." Right-wing men, who love to project by calling liberals "snowflakes," have responded by having hissy fits and showing the worst in men. The two-minute commercial talks about "toxic masculinity" and recognizes its own past... Continue Reading →
It's not a mystery why Donald Trump hates women. It's because he's afraid of them. He's especially intimidated if they're stronger and smarter than he is which describes every liberal woman. The only mystery with Trump and women is why so many still support him, and why they ever did in the first place. Trump... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump brought his locker room talk to his rallies this week. First he called his accusers “horrible,” “sick” and “phony,” and then he insinuated they're not attractive enough for him to violate. What a moral and upstanding defense. Regarding Jessica Leeds, who has accused Trump of groping her on a flight, he said “Yeah, I’m gonna... Continue Reading →
There's a Trump Patch. What it does it prevent withdrawals for cartoonists when they go more than one day without drawing a Donald Trump cartoon. The side affects are it makes the cartoonists draw cartoons about slow TSA lines, and Goofy as the Veterans Administration. Believe it or not, my last six cartoons did not... Continue Reading →
The New York Times published an article last Sunday which Donald Trump describes as a hit piece. That means it's a must-read. Trump is upset that the article paints him as a charter member of the HeMan Women Haters Club, though it doesn't attribute any statements to him worse than anything he's said on tape.... Continue Reading →
I don't think I have ever seen a candidate as thin-skinned as Donald Trump. He complains he's not treated fairly. He states if you're not nice to him then he won't be nice to you. If he's not treated fairly by the GOP then he might run a third-party campaign just because his feelings were... Continue Reading →
Did you see the debate? Megyn Kelly asked Donald Trump about his horrible comments toward women. Kelly said "You've called women you don't like fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals." Trump responded that he's only used those terms on Rosie O'Donnell, as if that's OK. Kelly pointed out that he's used those slurs on other... Continue Reading →
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