The Walking MAGAts


Today, supposedly, Congress will launch the National Commission to Investigate the January 6 Attack on the Capitol Complex Act at a hearing. House Homeland Security Chairman Bennie G. Thompson and Rep. John Katko, the committee's senior Republican have agreed to a bipartisan bill, supposedly, modeled after the commission that investigated 9/11, to investigate the attack... Continue Reading →

MAGA Terror Hoarder


I've been to Washington, D.C. a lot but I've only physically been inside the Capitol once. I'm the kind of tourist that once I do something touristy, I don't want to do it again. I was in line at Graceland once and overheard some Elvis freaks talking about that visit being their fifth or some... Continue Reading →

Foxitus


The white nationalist Trump terrorists who attacked our nation's Capitol building to violate a democratically-held election and to re-install Donald Trump through a bloody coup attempt have all turned out to be sissified cry babies abdicating their own responsibility. Donald Trump was responsible for the white nationalist terrorist attack on the Capitol. He's responsible for... Continue Reading →

Long Night In The Q Patch


After election day and Joe Biden passed Donald Trump in the vote count, Republicans held onto hope, with many believing that Trump would come back and win the presidency. When that didn't happen, hope turned into conspiracy theories and Republicans truly became fucknuts. Trumplicans believed that on December 20, the day electors meet in their... Continue Reading →

Two-Faced Nikki


Nikki Haley is just as smarmy, two-faced, deceitful, disingenuous, and chock-full-o-bullshit as lying Ted Cruz, except she's prettier. While slimy Ted was rushing back to Texas, making sure he was seen wearing a face mask with a Texas flag on it, Nikki was rushing to get inside Mara-a-Lago, hoping to be branded with a MAGA... Continue Reading →

Scared Trumpers


Perhaps the main takeaway viewers got from CNN's town hall with President Joe Biden was that we were listening to answers from an adult president. We have a president who isn't a fear mongerer trying to capitalize from hate. Unlike his predecessor, we have a president now who does NOT behave like a poo-flinging monkey.... Continue Reading →

The Face That Wrecks The Place


There's a lesson to be learned here, kids. Don't get your lawyers out of vending machines. Also, don't get them out of Cracker Jack or cereal boxes. Watching Trump's lawyers in action yesterday, you would think that's where he got them. But still, out of a Cracker Jack box is still better than out of... Continue Reading →

Qongress


During the Trump presidency, people like me were always asked about how easy or hard it was to create satire about Donald Trump. I just saw there's a podcast of an interview with Andy Borowitz on that same subject. The thing is, it's hard to satirize satire. Now that Trump's gone, supposedly, dammit...I still have... Continue Reading →

False Flag Operation


The Oregon Republican Party isn't just saying "so what" about Donald Trump's little violent insurrection party at the U.S. Capitol three weeks ago. The state GOP has officially latched onto a conspiracy theory that it was a "false flag operation." The party issued a resolution stating, "The violence at the Capitol was a 'false flag'... Continue Reading →

Deprogramming MAGA


If you're a Trump supporter, you're probably in a cult. I mean, if you casually voted for Trump after analyzing both candidates, then decided you're OK with Nazis, maybe you're not in a cult and you're just an average, normal everyday-kind of racist. But if you're a fire-breathing Donald Trump supporter, where he is the... Continue Reading →

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