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The white nationalist Trump terrorists who attacked our nation's Capitol building to violate a democratically-held election and to re-install Donald Trump through a bloody coup attempt have all turned out to be sissified cry babies abdicating their own responsibility. Donald Trump was responsible for the white nationalist terrorist attack on the Capitol. He's responsible for... Continue Reading →
After election day and Joe Biden passed Donald Trump in the vote count, Republicans held onto hope, with many believing that Trump would come back and win the presidency. When that didn't happen, hope turned into conspiracy theories and Republicans truly became fucknuts. Trumplicans believed that on December 20, the day electors meet in their... Continue Reading →
Nikki Haley is just as smarmy, two-faced, deceitful, disingenuous, and chock-full-o-bullshit as lying Ted Cruz, except she's prettier. While slimy Ted was rushing back to Texas, making sure he was seen wearing a face mask with a Texas flag on it, Nikki was rushing to get inside Mara-a-Lago, hoping to be branded with a MAGA... Continue Reading →
Perhaps the main takeaway viewers got from CNN's town hall with President Joe Biden was that we were listening to answers from an adult president. We have a president who isn't a fear mongerer trying to capitalize from hate. Unlike his predecessor, we have a president now who does NOT behave like a poo-flinging monkey.... Continue Reading →
There's a lesson to be learned here, kids. Don't get your lawyers out of vending machines. Also, don't get them out of Cracker Jack or cereal boxes. Watching Trump's lawyers in action yesterday, you would think that's where he got them. But still, out of a Cracker Jack box is still better than out of... Continue Reading →
During the Trump presidency, people like me were always asked about how easy or hard it was to create satire about Donald Trump. I just saw there's a podcast of an interview with Andy Borowitz on that same subject. The thing is, it's hard to satirize satire. Now that Trump's gone, supposedly, dammit...I still have... Continue Reading →
The Oregon Republican Party isn't just saying "so what" about Donald Trump's little violent insurrection party at the U.S. Capitol three weeks ago. The state GOP has officially latched onto a conspiracy theory that it was a "false flag operation." The party issued a resolution stating, "The violence at the Capitol was a 'false flag'... Continue Reading →
If you're a Trump supporter, you're probably in a cult. I mean, if you casually voted for Trump after analyzing both candidates, then decided you're OK with Nazis, maybe you're not in a cult and you're just an average, normal everyday-kind of racist. But if you're a fire-breathing Donald Trump supporter, where he is the... Continue Reading →
When conservatives complain about "big tech censorship," which is their latest buzz phrase, they don't really care. They care about censorship about as much as they really care about "election integrity." They don't. My former step-sister in Illinois posted a video of someone I don't know moaning about "big tech censorship" of conservatives and how... Continue Reading →
First, I gotta get this off my chest: If you still live at home and you need your mommy to tell the jail you were thrown into after committing a terrorist attack that you can only eat organic food or it'll give you the rumbly tummy, then maybe you're not big boy enough to take... Continue Reading →
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