"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" - "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger. Tyler Boebert, who you may remember from the Boebert gun fetish Christmas card a couple years back, has knocked up his 16-year-old girlfriend, which is only a couple years older than the girls his father flashes his... Continue Reading →
Crazy or Crazy
Did you really think I was going to let the GOP response to President Biden's State of the Union address slip past me? It may be a few days late, but here it is. The Republican Party is so out of touch that it doesn't realize it's out of touch. As for myself, I know sometimes I'm out... Continue Reading →
Goon Committee
Kevin McCarthy is abusing his power as Speaker of the House. Of course, the only way he could secure enough votes from the extremists in his party was to make deals to abuse his power. The Speaker of the House has the power to remove members from select committees and he's done that with Democratic... Continue Reading →
Laptop Strikes Again
Yes, I dropped this joke in a blog two days ago, and I liked it. I was worried another cartoonist would steal it, but I posted it on a Friday and most cartoonists don't work weekends, especially holiday weekends. Do not expect the Republican-controlled House to accomplish much, if anything, for the next two years.... Continue Reading →
Read The Room
One thing that President Volodymyr Zelensky's visit to the White House and address to a joint session of Congress did yesterday was help the anti-democratic pro-Putin fascists expose themselves. Sure, they've been doing this for a while, but we got to see seven Republicans sit on their hands for the majority of Zelensky's speech yesterday.... Continue Reading →
Clubbing With Boebert
A gunman entered a Colorado Springs LGBTQ+ nightclub during a midnight drag show Saturday and murdered five people and injured over a dozen others. The suspect was arrested on suspicion of five counts of first-degree murder and five counts of bias-motivated or hate crimes. He was injured when police made the arrest because he was... Continue Reading →
Freaks Come Out In 2023
Not only will Republicans hold up President Biden's agenda if they retake the House, but they'll work to defund Social Security and Medicare, hold the government hostage by shutting down the government during the next debt-ceiling deadline, and work to give Donald Trump more tax cuts. Additionally, they're going to conduct a bunch of bullshit... Continue Reading →
Mean Girls
There's something seriously wrong with people who think being vile and disgusting is cute and clever. Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene appear to be in a race to be the most horrible creatures alive. Toxic Betty and Veronica are proof that being able to walk upright and have opposable thumbs doesn't make you human.... Continue Reading →
Boebert’s Cards For Killers
You may think it was bad timing for Representative fucknut Lauren Boebert to issue a gun-themed Christmas card right before there was a mass shooting in her state of Colorado. You would be right except there have been several mass shootings in Colorado. Boebert knows better but she doesn't care. Boebert believes she's some hero... Continue Reading →
Keeping up with the Boeberts
I'm starting to think people like Republican Representatives Thomas Massie and Lauren Boebert don't understand the meaning of Christmas. Both Congressional goons and full-time MAGATs posted their Christmas cards on social media, which is something politicians do. How nice. Usually, when politicians do that, it's to display their Christmas spirit and to wish all their... Continue Reading →