Read The Transcript


Imagine you're sitting on a jury and you really want the defendant to be innocent. So, when a witness gives a damaging testimony, you just decide you're not going to listen to him. That's Lindsey Graham. Lindsey Graham said if there was evidence or testimony spelling out there was a quid pro quo, then it... Continue Reading →

Human Scum


Lindsey Graham has been representing South Carolina in Congress since 1995, and he doesn't want to stop. If advocating a principle, even one he used to stand by, threatens his political existence, then principles be damned. In 2015, while running for president and describing what Trump was "selling," Graham said, "Here’s what you’re buying: He’s... Continue Reading →

Republican Herd


When you can't counter facts and evidence, what do you do? You scream as loud as you can about the process, create a giant scene of faux outrage, and state a massive hissy fit. That's exactly what Matt Gaetz led House Republicans to do yesterday. Though Gaetz didn't stampede a herd of cattle through the... Continue Reading →

Trump Lynching


Yesterday, in one of his greatest reaches to paint himself as being unfairly victimized, Donald Trump used what might be the worst comparison in his presidency. That's saying a lot because he's made a lot of terrible comparisons. Donald Trump equated his impeachment to a lynching. He tweeted, "So some day, if a Democrat becomes... Continue Reading →

Get Over It


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Mick Mulvaney went on Fox News Sunday and tried to "clarify" his quid pro quo comments to Chris Wallace. He blamed reporters for misunderstanding and misrepresenting his words. Unfortunately for him, Wallace played the... Continue Reading →

Quid Pro Uh-Oh


Out of the multiple times I shouted at the TV yesterday during acting-chief-of-staff Mick Mulvaney's disaster of a press briefing yesterday was when he was answering a question about the House investigating Trump awarding the next G7 summit to himself. He said they were expecting the House to look into it because this administration has... Continue Reading →

A Nationals Impeachment


Washington, D.C. has not sent a baseball team to the World Series since 1933 (which they lost). In fact, the city was without a baseball team from 1971 to 2005 because their team, the Washington Senators, fled to Texas to become the Rangers. The Washington team that went to the series in 1933, also named... Continue Reading →

The Corrupt Pumpkin


Marie L. Yovanovitch, the former ambassador to Ukraine who was forced out by Rudy Giuliani and his fellow goons, testified before Congress yesterday. She was told that Trump had lost trust in her and had wanted her out since 2018, though he extended her term to 2020 less than two months before. On the same... Continue Reading →

Do For Trump


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Donald Trump is admitting he's corrupt and he's daring Congress to do something about it. He's admitted asking Ukraine to investigate a political rival. In the summary of the transcript, he's telling the president... Continue Reading →

Mueller Speaks


Special Counsel Robert Mueller finally spoke and what he said without saying it is that Attorney General William Barr is a filthy, sycophantic liar helping Donald Trump engage in a PR campaign to mislead the American people. Mueller doesn't want to speak beyond yesterday's quickie press conference, where he didn't take questions, or testify before... Continue Reading →

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