Canned Hog


The only thing that's keeping the Trump era from being even worse is that we're not waking up every morning to Sonny and Cher's "I Got You, Babe." The Trump administration is like the movie Groundhog Day. Each day brings a repeat of something that would destroy any other politician in a more saner era,... Continue Reading →

Troops Meet The Caravan Invasion


One sure way to tell that the caravan "invasion" isn't dangerous to the United States is that Republicans have to lie about it. If it's actually so bad, then why can't they be honest and only deliver the facts? Trump campaigned on hatred toward immigrants. He accused Mexico of sending us rapists and murderers when... Continue Reading →

This Is MAGA


A recent Quinnipiac Poll states 65% of American voters oppose the Trump policy of separating migrant children from their parents. The same study finds 55% of Republican voters are heartless, inhumane, unsympathetic, troglodyte, subhuman mongrels you don't want to be stuck in an elevator with. And there you have it. The majority of Trump supporters... Continue Reading →

Yappy Jesus


Americans love to say America is the greatest country in the world. The new doctrine for our foreign policy is "We're America, bitch." But, I'm pretty sure the greatest country in the world wouldn't separate children from their parents and imprison them in tents in the desert. Maybe there was some confusion, and they were... Continue Reading →

Crate And Peril


Senator Jeff Merkley, a Democrat from Oregon, visited a detention center in Texas last week and described the facility. He said, "What you have is cyclone fencing and fence posts that look like cages. They look like the way you would construct a dog kennel." Jeff Sessions' Justice Department hit back, saying they don't employ the use... Continue Reading →

Not Down With The Brown


Just when you think Jeff Sessions is our hero and is the only stopgap between Democracy and Trump authoritarianism, and that he realizes the Justice Department is not the president's personal goon squad designed to protect him, he does something to remind us that he's still a backward troglodyte racist elf. The Attorney General did... Continue Reading →

Ben, Stop Talking


When Ben Carson said slaves brought to America from Africa were immigrants I was shocked. I thought to myself "how is it Trump didn't name him Secretary of Education?" Carson, who once claimed the Egyptian pyramids were built for storing grain (which were also built by "immigrants) actually said slaves were immigrants with dreams for... Continue Reading →

Voice


During Donald Trump's State of the Disunion address to Congress last week he unveiled a new plan to unleash tyranny on people who are not the right color. That is, those who are not the white color. The new program is called VOICE, which is an acronym for Victims Of Immigration Crime Engagement office, and... Continue Reading →

A Haunted Hounding


Commercials have become a huge thing now for Super Bowls. Companies spend millions for airtime and many go over the top for creativity and humor. Others do not. During this year's Super Bowl a few had small political messages in them. Budweiser aired a commercial that was pro Immigration (as their founder immigrated here) and now... Continue Reading →

I Can Haz Jihad?


Can we restrict people from entering this country if they're annoying and self indulgent? Yes, we should prevent dangerous people from crossing our borders, but I think we should add selfie queens (that includes you dudes too) to the list. We have enough insecure people who were born here who can't resist the urge to... Continue Reading →

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