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Takeaways from the New Hampshire Republican Primary. First: Is Donald Trump getting oranger? I know that's grammatically incorrect. More orangish? Is he becoming more orange? The fucker's orange, ya'll. Trump had a big win. Now we'll finally see him brought down as his opponents and the media will start to focus on him. Now he'll... Continue Reading →
On Monday before the Iowa caucuses got rolling, Ben Carson decided to go home to get fresh clothes. What? Several questions before I get to the part where Ted Cruz is a total sleaze bag. Why do you fly half way across the country for clothes? Why didn't he pack enough clothes? Why can't he do... Continue Reading →
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It's come down to this. The Republicans' choice for presidential nominee has come down between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. The rest of the candidates can go home. Choosing between Trump and Cruz is like choosing a method of suicide. Do you want the rope or the bullet to the head? I don't think either... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump said "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue, shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters." The sad thing is he's right. But that's because your voters, Mr. Trump, are hateful and stupid idiots. It is incredible. The other sad thing is, this isn't even close to being the most outrageous thing... Continue Reading →
I've been hearing a lot of my conservative friends whine about Donald Trump. They claim he's not a real conservative yet he's stealing their party. Now National Review has joined in on the Trump attack. The magazine National Review was always the authority within the Conservative movement. They actually garnered a fair amount of respect... Continue Reading →
Oh happy day! Sarah Palin's back. Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump for president today. The only way life could get better for a political cartoonist would be if Trump makes her his veep pick while ditching Melania and proposing to her. Palin chose between Trump and Ted Cruz. Even if you're choosing between those two for... Continue Reading →
Who the Hell complains about American hostages and prisoners being released by an enemy nation? Republicans. Specifically Republicans running for president. They're upset they were taken in the first place, which we all are. But they say their capture is a result of the disrespect the world has for President Obama, as if it wouldn't... Continue Reading →
South Carolina governor Nikki Haley delivered the Republican response to the president's State of the Union address and a lot of Republicans are livid. To be fair, many Republicans were supportive, but the racist wing of it freaked out. Haley said the GOP were partly responsible for our nation's problems. Uh oh! Then she said... Continue Reading →
In the past when Democrats controlled Southern states, Republicans were against party identification. One reason being that if you were a Republican then you didn't want anyone to know. Damn liberal Republicans. People would start looking at you funny. Today a lot of Republicans like the idea of requiring voters to identify with a party.... Continue Reading →
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