Rudy is still at it. Despite the arguments during Donald Trump's impeachment hearings that everything was on the up-and-up with their asking Ukraine for election help, Rudy is still mining that nation for fools gold. Now, Rudy has acquired a laptop he claims belongs to Hunter Biden. He took it to The New York Post... Continue Reading →
If Biden Wins
You would think Donald Trump is talking out of his ass and making up wild bullshit out of desperation from losing to Joe Biden, except Donald Trump always talks out of his ass and makes up wild bullshit. Donald Trump said if Biden wins, he'll, "Take away your guns, take away your Second Amendment. No... Continue Reading →
Department Of Conspiracies
Russia helped Donald Trump win the presidency. They created troll farms and bombed social media with fake stories to promote Trump. They bought ads to help Trump. They hacked the servers of the Democratic National Committee and the Clinton Campaign. They contacted the Trump campaign. They sent representatives to Trump Tower to meet with Trump's... Continue Reading →
Burn Your Notes
According to the dictionary, a cult is a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object and a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing. It's a cult of personality surrounding a leader. It's less about policy and more about adoration. It's also less about facts and... Continue Reading →
Lawyering Up
For the past two years, Trump sycophants have been barking "what evidence is there that Trump colluded with Russia"? It's as if Robert Mueller is supposed to call each and every one of them directly each time he discovers something new. Never mind that there is evidence that Trump worked with Russia, such as calling... Continue Reading →
Fake Investigation
The Federal Bureau of Investigations did about as thorough of a job investigating sexual allegations against SCOTUS nominee Brett Kavanaugh as O.J. Simpson did in his search for the "real killers." Originally, Donald Trump said he wouldn't ask the FBI to extend its background investigation on Kavanaugh, as it wasn't what they do. Republicans echoed... Continue Reading →
Lingering Stench
Last Friday, The New York Times published a story that said sources within the FBI claim Deputy Director Rod Rosenstein had discussed secretly recording Donald Trump and talked of invoking the 25th Amendment to remove Trump from office for being unfit. Rosenstein immediately issued a statement saying the story was untrue. Within a couple of... Continue Reading →
Naked Yeti Mario Kart
Just in case you've never heard of it, Mario Kart is a game where a plumber races go-karts against humanoid toad creatures or something like that. I'm not really sure. It's been around since 1992, and there are still geeks geeking out over it enough that they hashtag it on Twitter so they can talk... Continue Reading →
Strzok Gets Struck
Peter Strzok was an FBI agent with 22 years experience who had investigated Russian spies, defense officials accused of selling secrets to China and other assorted cases of extreme importance. He was also the agent in charge of investigating Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server while she was Secretary of State and the Russia... Continue Reading →
Spies Like Us
The priorities for the Trump administration and the entire Republican Party are seriously messed up. When the press reports that a White House staffer dissed Senator and Vietnam veteran John McCain by saying, "he's dying anyway," the outrage isn't directed at the staffer, who still has her job, but at the leaker. Now it's reported... Continue Reading →