I would really love it if Democrats would stop sounding like Donald Trump supporters. It's bad enough that Vladimir Putin is helping Bernie Sanders because he believes that's the best way to help Donald Trump. It's just as bad that Bernie Bro's are online dicks and trolls. And then, you even have Bernie complaining about... Continue Reading →
Kissy Cuddly Commies
Maybe it's just me, but if you identify yourself as a socialist in the United States and you want to be elected to the nation's highest office, maybe don't go around praising communist leaders. Last Sunday during a 60 Minutes interview, Bernie Sanders praised the increase in literacy rates in Fidel Castro's Cuba after his... Continue Reading →
Vote Blue No Matter Who Except You Know Who
Recently, Nikki Haley, former South Carolina governor and ambassador to the United Nations tweeted, "It is amazing that a liberal socialist won in Iowa and New Hampshire. The idea that we would give up the freedoms our veterans fought and died for. Other countries have to be scratching their heads wondering what we are thinking."... Continue Reading →
Lemony Bloomberg
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Someone said something close to "no one has ever lost as much money in one night in Las Vegas than Michael Bloomberg." The guy has spent millions of his own money running for president... Continue Reading →
Bloomy’s Slutty Slots
Did I mention in the last blog after the debate that Michael Bloomberg had a lousy night? It wasn't just that Bloomberg got kicked in the teeth by Elizabeth Warren all night long, but that he wasn't prepared at all. For example, at one point, he criticized Bernie Sanders for owning three homes despite being... Continue Reading →
Fat Broads And Horse-Faced Lesbians
I wish men who have a history of calling women "fat broads" and "horse-faced lesbians" wouldn't even bother with running for president because this was a nation that wouldn't consider such a jackal for our highest office. Unfortunately, this is a nation where there are enough voters, with the help of Wikileaks, Vladimir Putin, and... Continue Reading →
Is There A Corrupt Plan B?
Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. After all that, sending Rudy to Ukraine to create conspiracy theories, to accuse the Bidens of corruption, to break the law by asking a foreign nation to help you politically, to withhold taxpayer military... Continue Reading →
Sneaking On Pete
Donald Trump is going to cheat in the next election. How do we know this? First off, because he's Donald Trump and he's a Republican. Also, he cheated last time, he's boasted he's going to cheat this time, he's already doing it, and the United States Senate has given him carte blanche in lawbreaking. Bernie... Continue Reading →
Booty Judge
Maybe Rush Limbaugh is conducting a social experiment to see if the world can feel sorry for a lump of crap afflicted with cancer. During Donald Trump's racist State of the Union address, he turned it into a game show by having his wife, Melania, place the Presidential Medal of Freedom around Rush Limbaugh's neck.... Continue Reading →
Drinks For Democrats
I'm tired of hearing how Donald Trump is the winner from the Democratic caucus and primary (technically, there's only been one of each so far). Maybe I'm tired of it because I'm hearing it from the left and the right and there's some truth to it. Ugh, right? Of course, there's going to be a... Continue Reading →