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Golfer Arnold Palmer has been quoted, "I never do a business deal until I played 18 holes with a guy." The logic is that in four hours (which I'm assuming is how long it takes to play 18 holes), you can't hide who you are. If you're nice, pleasant, honest, rude, impatient, or a cheater,... Continue Reading →
There have been times when a man has walked up behind me and started rubbing my shoulders. Is that weird? I think so. Did I enjoy it? No...well maybe a little. But still, don't do that. Not just to me, but to anyone. While it creeped me out, that sort of behavior probably extends to... Continue Reading →
I drew this cartoon for CNN's opinion Newsletter. Please check it out and sign up to receive them in your email every Sunday. It'll help me to continue drawing for them and buy luxuries like sandwiches. That the Trump administration is full of heartless ogres, henchmen, troglodytes, goons, and squirmy, creepy icky bastards is about... Continue Reading →
Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr submitted his report to Congress on September 9, 1998. On September 11, Congress released it to the public. In case you're a Republican, that's two days. Starr was appointed to investigate a bad land deal involving the Clintons and after four years, he sent a report to Congress about oral sex... Continue Reading →
Yesterday, I asked on Twitter, "How in the hell did Jussie Smollett get away with committing a crime? He's not a white Republican." True irony is Republicans laughing at liberals and calling them snowflakes over Trump kinda sorta being cleared by the Special Counsel, then getting upset that charges have been dropped for Jussie Smollett.... Continue Reading →
The one thing we can expect from Donald Trump now that Robert Mueller has let him off the hook is he's going to be an even bigger asshole. Instead of taking the higher ground, saying something humble or even somewhat unifying like "the system works," Trump continued lying, calling for revenge, and being divisive. He... Continue Reading →
This is a good day for Donald Trump and his supporters. Not because he's innocent, or there was no collusion or obstruction, or that he's been exonerated. It's a good day because they will win the spin. Already, they're lying about what the Mueller Report says. They're claiming exoneration when the report is clear he... Continue Reading →
Here's this week's cartoon for CNN's weekly opinion newsletter, Provoke and Persuade. Be sure to sign up to get those in your inbox every Sunday. It's free and your subscribing will help me continue to make these for them. I had already drawn the Conways in bed once this week (along with the cat), but... Continue Reading →
While talking to my producer at CNN on Thursday afternoon, we were discussing the best subjects for this Sunday's cartoon. We both liked one particular issue and thought it had the most potential for humor while acknowledging the Mueller Report was hanging over our heads. I told her, "those fuckers will probably release it at... Continue Reading →
Shortly after an attack by a white nationalist in New Zealand that killed 50 Muslims in two mosques, Jacinda Ardern, the nation's Prime Minister announced that within days, her government would introduce new controls on the military-style weapons that the Christchurch shooter used and that are so popular with American mass killers. She delivered. Thursday,... Continue Reading →
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