What’s Your Twenty?


When the Obama administration announced that Andrew Jackson would be removed from the twenty dollar bill and replaced with Harriet Tubman, a hero who helped lead 300 slaves to freedom through the Underground Railroad, then private citizen and all-around racist asshole Donald Trump said it was political correctness. It is not political correctness to remove... Continue Reading →

Shake It For Trump


Donald Trump is the boy who cried, "Infrastructure Week" as in, he never had any intention of working on infrastructure with Speaker Nancy Pelosi or Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. The Democrats went to the White House to work with Trump on infrastructure, something he claims he'd be very good at because he lives in... Continue Reading →

Paging Dr. Double Stuf


Seriously. Ben Carson is on the president of the United States' cabinet. I mean, we all knew his presidential run was a joke...but couldn't it have stopped there? Of course not because Donald Trump's campaign and presidency are as much of a joke and one of the proofs of that is the fact Ben Freaking... Continue Reading →

Endangered Species


Carl Bernstein, the former reporter for The Washington Post who broke the Watergate story with Bob Woodward says, "what we are watching in the Trump presidency is worse than Watergate." The reason he believes it's worse, and I agree, is because "the system worked in Watergate." Bernstein said, "The heroes of Watergate were Republicans who... Continue Reading →

Uber Warlord


Yusuf Abdi Ali is accused of being a war criminal who fought under Somali dictator Siad Barre. Eye witnesses told a Canadian documentary about Ali's viciousness during Somalia's brutal civil war during the 1980s. One said "Two men were caught, tied to a tree. Oil was poured on them and they were burnt alive. I... Continue Reading →

Jared Does Immigration


There are some places where some people don't belong. We need serious reforms to keep them out and to make sure the likes of them never get in and pose a danger to the rest of us ever again. Of course, I'm talking about Jared Kushner in the White House. What the hell is he... Continue Reading →

Shave Your Toadyism


William Barr is NOT acting as the Attorney General and is instead working as Donald Trump's personal defender. He deflected the Mueller Report. He held onto it for three weeks after he issued his misleading memo. When asked how Mueller felt about his memo, Barr lied and said he didn't know despite having received two... Continue Reading →

Farmer Bang Bang


During the 2016 presidential campaign, Donald Trump said he could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and he wouldn't lose any voters. He was right, but at that time, he would have lost support from his party. Today, he could shoot farmer after farmer and the GOP would only yawn (unless... Continue Reading →

Roll Out The Barrel


Here’s your weekly cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. I felt a little bit chunky on Friday. It was one of those spoke-too-soon things. Thursday, I sent CNN eight ideas. The editor replied asking if he could make the decision Friday morning... Continue Reading →

Jr


I can't imagine Donald Trump being a hands-on father. I'm fairly confident the guy never did a 2:00 am feeding or changed a diaper in his life. He probably didn't even know where the diapers were kept in his penthouse, other than the ones he has to wear himself. I definitely can't see him playing... Continue Reading →

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