Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
I drew this on my Samsung tablet. It's a really cool tablet. I'm new to tablets and if you are too but thinking about purchasing one, email me and I'll tell you the pros and cons of this one. So I'm sitting at a bar drawing this and a girl sits next to me and... Continue Reading →
It was an interesting and busy news day for the Trump Train. Donald Trump met with former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger to discuss foreign policy. I hope he didn't fall asleep as this is an area where The Donald doesn't have any interest. He also said he would talk to North Korean leader Kim... Continue Reading →
The New York Times published an article last Sunday which Donald Trump describes as a hit piece. That means it's a must-read. Trump is upset that the article paints him as a charter member of the HeMan Women Haters Club, though it doesn't attribute any statements to him worse than anything he's said on tape.... Continue Reading →
You have to have a big ego to run for president. Not your normal narcissism where you post a steady flow of selfies on Facebook. The kind of delusion where you believe you are the person the majority of the country wants to make leader of the free world. Since very few people have a shot... Continue Reading →
Budweiser is renaming their flagship product "America." It is to commemorate the summer, the Olympics, the elections, and all those drunk, patriotic idiots in bars who scream "Murica!". This means if you don't drink that swill Budweiser sells then you hate America. If you're a recovering alcoholic and you've stayed off the wagon (or is... Continue Reading →
Just in case anyone doesn't believe Donald Trump is a truly horrible, hideous, impersonation of a human being, he's taken to blaming Hillary Clinton for her husband's infidelity. At a rally Trump accused Hillary Clinton of trying to “destroy the lives” of her husband’s accusers. “She was an unbelievably nasty, mean enabler, and what she did... Continue Reading →
Sarah Palin gave on interview on CNN this past Sunday. Oh boy, here we go. There was talk of her being Trump's vice presidential selection. Palin stated that she is the most vetted person available. She might be right. If there's one thing most Americans will agree on is that Sarah Palin is an idiot.... Continue Reading →
Now that Donald Trump is the presumptive Republican nominee he is going to receive briefings by the CIA. Yes, the Central Intelligence Agency. An Agency with the word "intelligence" is going to tell Trump secrets. Trump, the guy who gave out Lindsay Graham's phone number at a campaign rally. Donald Trump. That guy. Donald Trump,... Continue Reading →
A lot of Republicans are vowing they won't support or even vote for Trump. Some are even saying they'll support Hillary. Many are even burning their voter registration cards. I say give them a month, or less. They'll come around. I don't know if I've ever had a voter registration card. If I did, I... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz had a bad week. He was chewed out by a ten-year-old, lost a debate with hecklers, was accused of being the Zodiac Killer, his father was accused of killing JFK, he elbowed his wife in the face, his veep selection fell off a stage, and he lost the Republican nomination to an Oompa... Continue Reading →
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