Recently, Nikki Haley, former South Carolina governor and ambassador to the United Nations tweeted, "It is amazing that a liberal socialist won in Iowa and New Hampshire. The idea that we would give up the freedoms our veterans fought and died for. Other countries have to be scratching their heads wondering what we are thinking."... Continue Reading →
Fat Broads And Horse-Faced Lesbians
I wish men who have a history of calling women "fat broads" and "horse-faced lesbians" wouldn't even bother with running for president because this was a nation that wouldn't consider such a jackal for our highest office. Unfortunately, this is a nation where there are enough voters, with the help of Wikileaks, Vladimir Putin, and... Continue Reading →
Sneaking On Pete
Donald Trump is going to cheat in the next election. How do we know this? First off, because he's Donald Trump and he's a Republican. Also, he cheated last time, he's boasted he's going to cheat this time, he's already doing it, and the United States Senate has given him carte blanche in lawbreaking. Bernie... Continue Reading →
Booty Judge
Maybe Rush Limbaugh is conducting a social experiment to see if the world can feel sorry for a lump of crap afflicted with cancer. During Donald Trump's racist State of the Union address, he turned it into a game show by having his wife, Melania, place the Presidential Medal of Freedom around Rush Limbaugh's neck.... Continue Reading →
Bloomberg Get Frisky
If Joe Biden's opposition to busing in the 1970s hurt him in the 2020 Democratic primaries, then former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg's Stop-and-Frisk program should devastate him. An audio clip surfaced of Bloomberg saying in 2015, that he deployed "all the cops in minority neighborhoods because that’s where they’ll find all the crime."... Continue Reading →
Iowa
Screw you, Iowa. It's not like you didn't have time to prepare. Nothing snuck up on you because you've had the distinction of being the first state to vote since 1972. And you decided to use an app you had more difficulty navigating than an elderly man ordering Uber Eats. The vote was Monday. It's... Continue Reading →
Wine Cave
If you had to Google "wine cave" after the last week's Democratic debate, you're not alone. To reach the wine cave Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren quibbled over, The New York Times wrote that you "must navigate a hillside shrouded in mossy oak trees and walk down a brick-and-limestone hallway lined with wine barrels. And... Continue Reading →
Who Wants de Blasio?
Here’s your weekly cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. New York City mayor Bill de Blasio is considered one of the most boring mayors in NYC history by his constituents. If you're not inspired and excited over Joe Biden, well here comes... Continue Reading →
Riden With Biden
Former Vice-President Joe Biden is officially in the race for president, which he has been leading in the polls for months. Some have criticized him for starting his campaign by focusing on Trump's defense of the Nazis and white supremacists who marched in Charlottesville. How do you criticize a guy for criticizing a guy for... Continue Reading →
Scary Berners
A whole bunch of bad stuff went down at the Nevada Democratic Convention over the weekend. Supporters for Bernie Sanders disrupted the proceedings by throwing chairs and later threatening the state chairwoman in a fight over delegates. They're threatening to take the fun all the way to Philadelphia to. So much for unity. Sanders has said... Continue Reading →