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Ted Cruz's campaign is going so bad, he's being heckled by children. It's not entirely new territory since he's already debated Donald Trump, but still. A child yelled at Ted Cruz during one of his rallies, "you suck!". Ted attempted to talk to the child and said that children speaking like that in his house... Continue Reading →
"Colluding." That's a word I got very tired of today. GOP presidential candidates John Kasich and Ted Cruz are "colluding" to stop Trump. The deal is this: Kasich won't campaign in Indiana where Republicans are more fundamentalists and insane (I have a little sister and brother there so I know about the insane part) which... Continue Reading →
Isn't it kinda amazing that Donald Trump is less of a bigot than Ted Cruz? Seriously, what demographic is Ted Cruz aiming for? Trump said if Caitlyn Jenner, formerly Bruce Jenner, walked into Trump Tower that Jenner could use whichever restroom she chose (I'm going with "she" because that's how she chooses to be identified) and... Continue Reading →
Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders won their respective primaries in Wisconsin. They each won by healthy margins. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump both responded to their losses. Not sure if John Kasich made a statement but he's not important anymore anyway, so nobody cares. Clinton sent out a statement congratulating Sanders while still touting her lead.... Continue Reading →
Ever since the National Enquirer reported that Ted Cruz is a Senatorial stud muffin and has had five affairs, the presidential candidate has not denied ever having an affair. Oh sure, he's had righteous indignation which he delivers with a plagiarized script, but no denial. So I was thinking someone should ask him if he's... Continue Reading →
I hate to use a cliche but a Republican loyalty pledge isn't worth the paper it's written on. For the love of God, this loyalty pledge was the very first question at the very first Republican debate. Now they're all breaking it? The GOP has been freaking out and in full-rage panic mode for the... Continue Reading →
Are Angry Birds still a thing? Is the game still popular? Are you still receiving annoying invites to play on Facebook? During a speech in Portland Friday a bird flew into the auditorium and landed on Bernie Sanders' podium. No pun intended, but Twitter went crazy and #BirdieSanders is still trending. Talk about an opposite... Continue Reading →
I don't know what's less believable. Five women slept with Ted Cruz or that you can find five women who would admit it. Yeah, I know. I already drew a cartoon this week on the icky bed lovin' of Ted Cruz but that was before the National Enquirer came out with their story that Teddy... Continue Reading →
I know this cartoon is mean and it's not fair but I don't claim to be fair. You already know I don't draw nice cartoons. Basically, Ted Cruz is gross. He's icky. He's creepy. A little bit slimy. He's definitely not someone you want touching you. It'd be like walking into a spider web where you... Continue Reading →
There's a lot of skin-crawling icky things out there you don't want to touch. Slugs, boogers, backwash, shoulder hair, Kardashians, Ted Cruz. Nobody likes Ted Cruz. People who went to college with Ted didn't like him. Bob Dole, Lindsey Graham, John McCain, John Boehner, Peter King, George W. Bush, any normal sensible person in general,... Continue Reading →
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