Sniffy Is Squishy


Key models from the federal government, you know that government headed by Donald Trump, says Georgia and 11 other states should wait until at least June 8 to reopen. But, Georgia decided to say "fuck it" and open now. According to reports, Donald Trump and Mike Pence both called Georgia Governor Brian Kemp to congratulate... Continue Reading →

Broken Test


One of Donald Trump's excuses for doing such a lousy job handling the coronavirus pandemic is that President Obama left him "broken tests." Naturally, this is a lie. Let's disregard the most obvious reason this is a lie in that it came from Donald Trump, but can a member of the class tell me the... Continue Reading →

Maga Monkeys


As I'm sure you're aware of now, the MAGAt teabagger gang is at it again. Trump cultists are protesting the government's stay-at-home orders in several states. They're anxious to get the economy rolling again, to get back to work, to resume earning a living, and to just get out of the house. We all have... Continue Reading →

The Whopper Becomes Hamberder King


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Donald Trump claimed he had "total authority" and could order the states when to reopen. He backtracked and said he's going to let the governors work it out. Why'd he backtrack? To avoid the... Continue Reading →

Fox Gets A Second Opinion


Usually, when Fox News gets someone from the White House on one of their programs, they're on board with the propaganda. Fox News knows a Kellyanne will parrot the talking points on blaming governors, China, the World Health Organization, Obama, etc. And Kellyanne knows that no one at Fox will call her out when she... Continue Reading →

Covid Darwin Winners


Do you know when the Confederate flag definitely isn't about heritage? When it's in Michigan. I stole that from somewhere I can't remember. A bunch of Michigan yokels gathered tightly together to protest Governor Grethen Whitmer's coronavirus restrictions. Call me a cynic, but I think it's less to do with public safety and personal liberty... Continue Reading →

Name Shame


The likelihood of Donald Trump not having anything to do with his name being on the stimulus checks is about as likely as him not being responsible for naming Trump Tower, the Trump jet, the Trump helicopter, the Trump yacht, Trump hotels, Trump resorts, and Donald Trump Jr. If it's stupid, it has his name... Continue Reading →

Total Authority


In an episode of the South Park cartoon, Eric Cartman says, "Respect my athoritah!" Of course, nobody does because he's a fat racist child on a big wheel whose mother did a lot of porn. In Donald Trump's case, ditto. Donald Trump is a fat racist man-child and his big wheel is the White House.... Continue Reading →

Toughest Decision


Here’s your cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. Tiger King was one of those things I had to look up to see what everyone was talking about. I had to do the same thing while watching Deadpool 2 and look up Dub... Continue Reading →

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