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Poor Donald Trump. It kinda makes your heart hurt for the big lovable lug. He would much rather be at Mar-a-Lago right now celebrating the first anniversary of his administration with billionaires and millionaires paying for the opportunity to tell him how great he is and kiss his ass. Instead, he has to remain in... Continue Reading →
Republicans are blaming Democrats for the shutdown despite the fact they control the House, the Senate, and the Presidency. Donald Trump even said in 2013, "A shutdown falls on the President's lack of leadership. He can't even control his party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the President is weak." The Republicans... Continue Reading →
I may have mentioned this issue on my last blog. Do you recall anything about "spanking?" Just in case I didn't, let's touch on it again. Ew, wrong choice of words. You may have heard the accusation that Trump had an affair with a porn star named Stormy Daniels after he married Melania and his... Continue Reading →
I was watching Morning Joe this morning, and for the few minutes they weren't talking about Donald Trump getting a spanking with a Forbes magazine by a porn star who reminds him of his daughter, they talked to Republican Congressman Jim Jordan. Jordan did not talk about spankings with a Forbes magazine by a porn... Continue Reading →
Every year as journalism awards are announced, I'm always disappointed. The trend continued yesterday, and I was left sulking, hurt, wrongly denied, robbed, and a little whiny as I did not receive a Trumpie, a Fake News Award. Being president is an easy job and the biggest complaint from the occupants of the office is... Continue Reading →
Tuesday, Senator Cory Booker publicly chewed out a Trump sycophant for ignoring reality and lying for the president. And, he wasn't talking to Trump's doctor. Booker was scolding the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security over her inability to recall if Trump said racist comments during the infamous "shithole" gathering at the White House.... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump likes to tell us he's the best or most something of all sorts of stuff. Usually, it means he doesn't know anything about the specific subject he's addressing at the time. He tells us how successful he is, and is a great businessman. He knows more about deal-making than anyone else. What he's... Continue Reading →
Every now and then I'm asked stupid questions. Do you like Pearl Jam? Will you draw a nice cartoon about Donald Trump? Do you wanna come over and watch La La Land? Is Donald Trump a racist? Do you miss living in Hawaii? Yes, no, not in a million years, good lord yes, and yes.... Continue Reading →
The new normal reasserted itself on Friday when news broke that the president of the United States of America had an affair...with a porn star...named "Stormy"...who was paid off to keep quiet....and hardly anyone batted an eye. The only way this scandal would have stopped the presses is if the Stormy affair was with Mike... Continue Reading →
This isn't about the fucking language, fuckers. I heard that argument this morning on MSNBC. Some right-wing douchie Trump defending tool brought up instances where other politicians have used salty language. They excused this instance for the way Trump talks. Is there a requirement that to be a Republican you must surrender all abilities to... Continue Reading →
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