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Earlier this week, a 16-year-old boy from Guatemala died after being apprehended at the U.S. Border. He is the fifth migrant child since December to die after being apprehended at the U.S. border. The boy was "found unresponsive" during a routine welfare check Monday morning at Weslaco Station, the facility where he was being held.... Continue Reading →
Seriously. Ben Carson is on the president of the United States' cabinet. I mean, we all knew his presidential run was a joke...but couldn't it have stopped there? Of course not because Donald Trump's campaign and presidency are as much of a joke and one of the proofs of that is the fact Ben Freaking... Continue Reading →
Carl Bernstein, the former reporter for The Washington Post who broke the Watergate story with Bob Woodward says, "what we are watching in the Trump presidency is worse than Watergate." The reason he believes it's worse, and I agree, is because "the system worked in Watergate." Bernstein said, "The heroes of Watergate were Republicans who... Continue Reading →
Renting a moving truck from U-Haul to go from Alabama to Connecticut will cost somewhere between $600 to $800, depending on the size truck you need. Why did I look this information up? Because, if you're in Alabama, you need to get out. As a public service, I'm giving you an idea on the cost.... Continue Reading →
Here’s your weekly cartoon for CNN’s weekly newsletter, Provoke/Persuade. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday for the rest of your life. New York City mayor Bill de Blasio is considered one of the most boring mayors in NYC history by his constituents. If you're not inspired and excited over Joe Biden, well here comes... Continue Reading →
Yusuf Abdi Ali is accused of being a war criminal who fought under Somali dictator Siad Barre. Eye witnesses told a Canadian documentary about Ali's viciousness during Somalia's brutal civil war during the 1980s. One said "Two men were caught, tied to a tree. Oil was poured on them and they were burnt alive. I... Continue Reading →
There are some places where some people don't belong. We need serious reforms to keep them out and to make sure the likes of them never get in and pose a danger to the rest of us ever again. Of course, I'm talking about Jared Kushner in the White House. What the hell is he... Continue Reading →
Alabama is not trying to ban all abortions in their state. They're trying to ban them nationwide. Just in case the restrictive, extreme, and unconstitutional efforts currently underway in Georgia, Indiana, Ohio, and the four other states attacking abortion rights don't push the issue fast enough to the Supreme Court (now, with even more fucknuts),... Continue Reading →
James Holzhauer is on a 22-game winning streak on Jeopardy (in case you're a Republican, that's a game show). Holzhauer has accumulated $1.7 million in winnings and has given the game show higher ratings than, get this, The Big Bang Theory and hold on to your lugnuts, Game of Thrones. No shit. Holzhauer owns the 10... Continue Reading →
William Barr is NOT acting as the Attorney General and is instead working as Donald Trump's personal defender. He deflected the Mueller Report. He held onto it for three weeks after he issued his misleading memo. When asked how Mueller felt about his memo, Barr lied and said he didn't know despite having received two... Continue Reading →
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