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Yesterday on April 1, the Florida Supreme Court ruled that the State Constitution’s privacy protections do not extend to abortion, which paves the way for Florida's fucknut Republicans to ban the procedure after six weeks of pregnancy. And it wasn't an April Fools' joke. The ruling was 6-1. It should be noted that all seven... Continue Reading →
I guess when Trump said there would be a bloodbath if he didn't get what he wanted, he was talking about the stocks in his media company. Or maybe he meant it would be a ketchup bath. Trump's media company, Trump Media & Technology Group, made a big debut last week on the Nasdaq stock... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump attended a funeral on Long Island for a New York City policeman who was killed in the line of duty. Trump used the cop's death to make a political statement, to contrast himself with President Joe Biden, and called for "law and order." The most bizarre thing about this is that the cop's... Continue Reading →
Here’s your cartoon for this week’s CNN Opinion Newsletter. Please sign up to get these in your inbox every Sunday I don't like to equate both sides as though they're equally bad, because they're not. Democrats are good at raising money but they're not the best at messaging. They're on the right side of the issues. They're on... Continue Reading →
My first cartoon on the Baltimore bridge was published at GoComics yesterday and the trolls came out to scream at me for connecting it to Republicans who voted against the Infrastructure bill. No, Republicans didn't know the bridge down but they don't support building them either. Meanwhile, the same goons have been quiet or are... Continue Reading →
As you probably already know, I'm not religious. I grew up in Christianity and I never bought into it. Even as a kid, I was extremely skeptical. I resisted being baptized and succeeded. To me, the Bible is nothing but a book full of fairy tales so it's probably appropriate Trump is selling a version... Continue Reading →
This is the second batch of all the roughs drawn last Friday, March 22, except for the first one. I like this one and I think it's better than the one I chose over it. But, I was nearly done with the MTG cartoon, it was late in the day, and I was second-guessing myself,... Continue Reading →
Robert F Kennedy Jr has announced that his running mate for his Independent presidential campaign is Nicole Shanahan. Who? If you Google her, the first thing that came up before today is that she's someone's ex-wife. I'm not trying to be sexist, but who she was married to was her greatest accomplishment. She was married... Continue Reading →
I don't understand fundamentalists. They act holier than the rest of us. They claim they're closer to God, Jesus, angels, etc, etc. They scold us for voting for Democrats who aren't Jesusy enough. They claim to support family values while excusing a guy who's a liar, an adulterer, and who's broken the majority of the... Continue Reading →
I'm cutting a batch of roughs in half again. I think I drew 19 last week. I really liked this cartoon. I chose this sheep cartoon over it because I thought it was more clever, but I still liked the Covfefe spill and planned to use it this week, so I spared it from last... Continue Reading →
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