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Football is ending just in time for a political junkie like myself. Watching the Iowa Caucuses results all night is a sport for me. Usually after an election I like to focus on the winner, unless the loser is a bigger story. While Ted Cruz is a totally vile human being whose own daughter doesn't... Continue Reading →
Iowa, you cheap slut. Every presidential candidate goes to the First In The Nation contest and talks about how much they love Iowa and how important the Hawkeye state is to them. After the caucuses they pretty much ignore it and probably confuse it for Idaho...except for Ben Carson who will confuse it for a Baltic... Continue Reading →
It's come down to this. The Republicans' choice for presidential nominee has come down between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. The rest of the candidates can go home. Choosing between Trump and Cruz is like choosing a method of suicide. Do you want the rope or the bullet to the head? I don't think either... Continue Reading →
It's time for the Bundy Militia to go home. Everyone's tired of them. Oregon's tired of them. America's tired of them. The birds are tired of them. It got to the point that someone has lost their life over this ridiculousness to make a point. It's time to go home. I had two other ideas... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is skipping the next GOP debate. He's upset with debate moderator, and the host, Fox News. He's still sore Megyn Kelly asked him if making sexists, derogatory remarks toward women is presidential. How dare she. He feels it's unfair. A lot of people have pointed out that he can't handle Kelly and he's... Continue Reading →
The Center For Medical Progress created a sting operation and videos as bogus as their name. Their accusations that Planned Parenthood was selling and profiting from body parts of aborted children turned out to be a total lie and cleared by eleven state investigations. A Houston grand jury was the latest investigation and instead of delivering indictments... Continue Reading →
I don't know who would be offended more with this comparison. Liberal Hollywood or Republicans. Republican friends of mine attempt to claim that their party attracts blacks. They'll point out a black candidate as if that's an indication. It's kinda like the Green Bay Packers. Just because there are black guys playing on the team... Continue Reading →
I've been hearing a lot of my conservative friends whine about Donald Trump. They claim he's not a real conservative yet he's stealing their party. Now National Review has joined in on the Trump attack. The magazine National Review was always the authority within the Conservative movement. They actually garnered a fair amount of respect... Continue Reading →
I hate weather cartoons. But this is a bit beyond weather since it's the only thing anyone is talking about on the East Coast. It's also very dangerous and it threatens lives. On top of all that, my dog won't poop outside. I might have used this idea before. Maybe someone else did too. I... Continue Reading →
I have been intending to draw on this issue for over a week. I admit, I have drawn less important issues while putting this on the back burner, but the less important stuff was just more fun. More fun until I drew tentacle boy here. He kinda has a Bill The Cat vibe going there.... Continue Reading →
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