Nobody likes Ted Cruz, unless they're creepy and icky also. That would make us very suspicious of Carly Fiorina if we weren't already aware that there's something wrong with her. They are both liars without any ethics. Fiorina especially prolonged the lie about the videos of Planned Parenthood that encouraged a terrorist to attack a... Continue Reading →
Carly FoisTED
Didn't Ted Cruz lose FIVE primaries Tuesday night? So why in the blue blazes of Hell is he picking a running mate? He referred to her as his "nominee." I'm not sure she can be a nominee until he's a nominee. But hey, I'm looking for logic where there isn't any. Cruz announcing his veep... Continue Reading →
Feeling The Bern
A lot of Bernie Sanders' supporters are feeling a bit burned today. It's over. Those who don't feel burned are the ones in denial. They can take consolation that the burn they feel today is nothing compared to what Republicans are going to experience in November. Bernie Sanders started off as a fringe candidate. I... Continue Reading →
The Woman Card
Despite rarely using a teleprompter Donald Trump usually sticks to an unvaried script which is full of lies. Mexicans, wall, Lyin' Ted, make America great again, huge, blah, blah, blah. Even with the same routine you never know what Trump's going to pull out next. He was on a roll Monday calling Cruz a "pain... Continue Reading →
Never Trump Powers Colluding
"Colluding." That's a word I got very tired of today. GOP presidential candidates John Kasich and Ted Cruz are "colluding" to stop Trump. The deal is this: Kasich won't campaign in Indiana where Republicans are more fundamentalists and insane (I have a little sister and brother there so I know about the insane part) which... Continue Reading →
You Never Hold My Hand And Skip With Me
The Saudi kingdom is not very happy with President Obama or the United States right now. In the past, the Saudi king literally held hands with president Bush. They wouldn't even meet Obama at the airport. The Saudis are unhappy with issues ranging from the conflict in Yemen, the role of Iran, Lebanon's instability, the fight... Continue Reading →
Bathroom Logic
Isn't it kinda amazing that Donald Trump is less of a bigot than Ted Cruz? Seriously, what demographic is Ted Cruz aiming for? Trump said if Caitlyn Jenner, formerly Bruce Jenner, walked into Trump Tower that Jenner could use whichever restroom she chose (I'm going with "she" because that's how she chooses to be identified) and... Continue Reading →
Jilted Democrats
I'm going to be accused, again, of being in Hillary Clinton's camp. I'm not. In fact, there was a time I couldn't stand her. That was back in the 1990s and to be honest, she wasn't the only one who changed. I like Hillary Clinton. I like Bernie Sanders too. I love there is a... Continue Reading →
Prince
A good cartoonist isn't a fan of drawing obituary cartoons. Sometimes a figure is so big you have to. And rarely, but it happens, a figure was so influential that you want to. I wanted to draw something for Prince. Before the first crying doves cartoon was published (there's at least two by this point),... Continue Reading →
What’s Your Twenty?
Ultra right-wing scary conservatives have mixed emotions about replacing Andrew Jackson with Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill. They're not euphoric over the bill sporting a woman, or a black person, but on the other hand they're getting rid of a Democrat. Andrew Jackson was a slave owner, an ethnic cleanser, and an all... Continue Reading →
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