Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Today Donald Trump compared the benefits of Trump University to Stanford University. I think he was just comparing the odds of being raped. Brock Turner, a former student at Stanford University and swim team member was convicted of three felony counts of sexual assault and sentenced to just six months behind bars last week for raping... Continue Reading →
The Associated Press reported Monday evening that Hillary Clinton has secured enough delegates to win the Democratic Party's nomination. This has seriously burned the Berners. Clinton now becomes the first female to win the nomination of a major American political party. That might have been the direction I should have gone in but who can... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump is a racist. People are hesitant to level that charge, even while stating they disagree with one of his several racist comments, and we should be reluctant to slap that label on someone. But when you keep making racist comments you're a racist. What does it take for Republicans and the press to... Continue Reading →
Muhammad Ali died today. I was too young to Watch Ali fight during his prime but I did see him fight great fighters who were much younger than him, and couldn't hold a candle to Ali during his prime. There is no debate on the greatest fighter of all time. It's Muhammad Ali. I also... Continue Reading →
There are several institutions of higher learning named after great people. People like George Washington, George Mason, William Cornell, John Purdue, and John Harvard are a few examples. There are universities named after women such as Mary Washington (which is located in my hometown), Queen Mary II, and Dolly Madison. Wait. Dolly Madison's name was... Continue Reading →
I think "Apes On The Radio" would be an awesome name for a skinny-jeans wearing emo band. Yesterday Rush Limbaugh wasn't getting enough oxygen to his brain and gave us all a science lesson. He explained it to us slowly in case we're too slow to keep up. He said the evolution doesn't exist because... Continue Reading →
One guy attempts to smuggle a bomb in his shoe aboard an airplane and now we all have to remove our shoes for sniffing before we're allowed to board. In 1982 seven people were killed because some psycho laced Tylenol with Cyanide and that led to changes in over-the-counter substances and reforms to anti-tampering laws.... Continue Reading →
It's my birthday. It's the big one too. 5-0. Fifty sleazy years. Brutal. I start most days going through my list of subjects and I turn on the news to see if something more pressing hits. It's usually my hope to draw a non-Trump cartoon, or at least go a couple days avoiding him. Then Trump... Continue Reading →
Critics of Obama have a very vivid imagination. He's signed more executive orders and appointed more czars than others presidents. He was born in Kenya. He's a Muslim. He's invading Texas. He's coming to get our guns. He's secretly planning to serve a third term (I heard that one the other day). He's touring the... Continue Reading →
Someone's going to accuse me of being heartless, tasteless, and crass with this cartoon. Well, yeah. I don't have too many sacred cows. However, if the child had died I wouldn't have even considered drawing this cartoon. I am sorry the Gorilla was killed. In case you get your news from editorial cartoons, a four-year-old... Continue Reading →
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