Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
Even I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Sean Spicer. You know you had a bad day when there's a Twitter hashtag that's a combination of your name and "Hitler." Why else would I feel bad for Spicer? First off, Spicer has to face 200 reporters on a daily basis and explain policies for... Continue Reading →
I don't know which would be worse. A voicemail from now-former Alabama governor Robert Bentley describing how much he loves approaching you from behind and grabbing your boobies, or......a masturbating Bill O'Reilly, which John Oliver imagines sounds like a dog's jowls flapping when it sticks its head out of the window of a moving car.... Continue Reading →
Yeah I know. I did a cartoon last week on the obtuseness of Pepsi. But how often am I presented with the opportunity to bash two corporations at the same time for being total jerkwads? Weekly? Shut up. As you probably know by now, unless you're one of those people who has sworn off the media,... Continue Reading →
The Venice Gondolier Sun is a client of mine in Florida. Last week they asked me to tackle a local issue where gated communities are being built inside gated communities. Yeah, really. This cartoon ran in their Saturday edition. The "mine" reminded me of the seagulls in Finding Nemo. I love those birds. Want to... Continue Reading →
Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court Monday and for his entire career he'll be the one justice out of nine with a huge asterisk on his robe. The seat shouldn't belong to him. The appointment didn't belong to Donald Trump. Donald Trump should be making decisions on who's fired for pretend jobs... Continue Reading →
I'm a little late with this but here's last week's cartoon drawn for The Costa Rica Star. I draw so many cartoons that sometimes I forget I did something the day before. It's Saturday morning now and I can't remember what I drew Thursday. I was having fun with the story that Chuck E. Cheese... Continue Reading →
I am glad to see Donald Trump strike against the people who killed the people that he would never allow into our country. What puzzles me though is how he was moved by the Syrian gas attack to the point that he launches 59 Tomahawk missiles at a Syrian runway, yet he wasn't moved by a... Continue Reading →
The idea that Kendall Jenner and a can of Pepsi soda can resolve differences between the black community and police is as ridiculous as the idea that Jared Kushner will solve the Middle East crisis. Pepsi ran an ad of Kendall Jenner preventing a riot by offering a can of their soda to a cop in... Continue Reading →
Donald Trump usually has a soft spot for human monsters. Bashar al-Assad, Vladimir Putin, Bill O'Reilly, etc. It must have really irked him to have to say something negative about Assad. The only statements Trump has ever issued concerning Syria is that we needed to stay out of Syria. He's sent dozens of tweets over... Continue Reading →
I'm really getting tired of people deflecting, distracting, and using false equivalence about subjects they're incapable of understanding. It's especially infuriating when those people hold elected office in the United States Senate. Hello? Read a briefing. It'll be one of those stacks of papers with words on it. Probably in a binder of some sort.... Continue Reading →
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