Nationally Syndicated Editorial Cartoonist
The stupids and hypocrites are at it again. They're throwing their arms in the air and getting all red ass over Obama accepting $400,000 to give a speech to a Wall Street firm. Oh my goodness and heavens to Betsy, whatever the hell that may mean. Trevor Noah brought up a good point in that... Continue Reading →
On Wednesday ESPN notified 100 of their employees that their services would no longer be required. The sports network has been hemorrhaging viewers, losing over ten million over the past several years. Laid off because fewer people are using your product? I wonder what that's like? It's kinda amazing that ESPN, owned by something as... Continue Reading →
Saudi Arabia is one of the worst places in the world to be a woman. Women can't drive, vote, ask for a divorce, or even be seen in public without being in the company of a man. It's like every woman in the nation is married to Mike Pence. The United Nations has placed Saudi... Continue Reading →
New Orleans, Louisiana (my home state) is removing monuments to the Confederacy from within the city. The type of people who continue to fly Confederate flags and scream "heritage, not hate" are upset. The outrage is so intense that the monuments are being removed late at night under police protection. The company hired to remove... Continue Reading →
During the presidential campaign Donald Trump promised his supporters repeatedly that he will build a wall along the Mexican border, because he's good at building things, and that Mexico will pay for it. He based his entire campaign around the dumb wall idea. In fact, he first proposed the wall during his announcement for the presidency.... Continue Reading →
So I got this in the mail today: Hi Clay, My general manager does not want to run any political cartoons that criticize President Trump, since we have so many readers who voted for him and support him. Can you please send us middle-of-the-road cartoons that we could use? If you have any on... Continue Reading →
Republicans don't really do science. Most of them don't believe in Climate Change. The frighteningly religious ones believe the planet is only 6,000 years old, give or take a few years. One Republican congressman (Todd Akin) believes a woman's body will secrete magical juices to prevent it from becoming pregnant if she's raped. Some, like... Continue Reading →
The smell that emitted out of France on Sunday is the same stench coming from the United Kingdom and the United States. The anti-immigrant movement is pure populist hatred. Let's throw out people who don't look like us. We need to live in fear. Vote for me and I'll hate it hard. Yay hatred! The... Continue Reading →
Here's this week's cartoon for The Costa Rica Star. The Discovery channel is bringing a huge theme park to Costa Rica. It's going to land in the city of Liberia in the Guanacaste province. One big issue is water. There is a water shortage in Guanacaste. The theme park is going to use a LOT... Continue Reading →
Perhaps the most disturbing thing about the first one hundred days of the administration of Donald Trump is that....OH GOD!!! IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE HUNDRED DAYS!!! OH THE HORROR!!!! SOMEONE HOLD ME!!!! No no no. It's all right. We'll be OK. Well, actually no. Most of us will probably die from radiation fallout and those... Continue Reading →
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